:::punkarella … May 21, 2002 … 40 ft Neptune:::

FOR SALE – One 40 foot Neptune
Monday, May 21, 2002

While visiting the
Redneck Riveria I wanted to
return home with a cool
souvenir. I was shocked to
drive by and see the old
king for sale. I wanted                                                                                            more eyesores
him badly.

But he wouldn’t fit. So I
settled for a SukPusi t-shirt
and a butane lighter of a
naked girl that shoots
flames from her nipples.