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goddamnedmotherfuckinist live band ever

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Here we are in Vail..’bout to go see the goddamnedmotherfuckinist live band that has ever been. What more could one ask for?.Since I can remember…I have been a huge Rock & Roll Fan. Maybe cause I have absolutely NO musical talent I always admired those who did. I do know that it was always a wish of mine to be able to follow a band I liked around on tour. Well its actually happening now and I’m so fuckin’ revved up about I can hardly stand myself. And to top it all off, I’m here with the girl I love the mostest. I wouldn’t be here today if it wasn’t for that girl. Not be here in a more ways than you think. Thats another whole blog there though, lets just say even though it took me a while, I did in time get my exreme lifestyle the boot for good and got my head on straight, and I’m not sure that would of happened if not for Miss Chicky. She makes me complete. So here we are about to go see NASHVILLE PUSSY. One of the few bands I know of that I can see time and time again and still get just as excited about each time and more. Evan Williams and Coke for me tonight (on my 3rd), my baby, pictures, and motherfucking Nashville Pussy in VAIL..look for pics and updates tonight.

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First Night for Nashville Pussy

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Arrived about an hour ago in Vail…the drive was awesome. Snow, big mountains, skiers down the big mountains on the side of the highway. The beautiful people. We are staying in the cheapest hotel in Vail at $150.00 per night. It’s real…ummm…cozy. But right now that’s not so important because we just called the 8150 Club to find out about tickets for the show tonight. We were told people were standing in line for tickets and they were almost sold out.

But true to their word … Nashville Pussy put us on the guest list. And they were at the club doing sound check when we called and told the guy we were good to go. They rock don’t they?

Heading out to explore Vail a little before coming back to get ready for the show. Well I’ll be getting ready…Jeff says he’s ready right now. And he’s smoking a lot of Winstons so he must be getting excited.

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BMF Wisdom

Viva La Vulva

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Nashville Pussy Chronicles 2/15/02Blogging by Orange Mac ibook Clamshell, Vail, Colorado

Hey Pussy fans, we are in Boulder now…after one day of what could be called simple travel, I have a even bigger respect for the almighty NP. We are headed to Vail in a bit, to see the first of five shows this week. Look for updates late tonight, more likely in the morning sometime.

Viva La Vulva…BMF (*note – need to recreate this page – MC)

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Nashville Pussy Wishes You Happy Condom Day

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What a fuckin night. I’m packed, powdered, and too damn excited to sleep although I know I’ll pay later. No matter…I’ve got a whole day to get ready for the first two nights in Vail. We leave Atlanta in approximately 5 hours.

Just got the Nashville Pussy Valentine Edition newsletter in e-mail. I was happily reading along when all of a sudden I see a link to this website. Fuck me. Thanks guys. Its a labor of lust truly. :)~

Everybody knows I love Vampires.

p.s. thanks to Smokie for being a doll.

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Smells Like Pussy

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Countdown …

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Kiss My Ass

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Is THIS your CD collection?

Some fluff while I’m diddling and waiting to leave.

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BMF Wisdom

The Top 25 BMF CD’s Everyone Should Own

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Nashville Pussy – Let Them Eat Pussy
This CD has been a favorite if not my all time favorite since the time I got it. Loud, Sexy, & Rough, they exude what Rock & Roll was meant to sound and look like.
Sex Pistols – Never Mind the Bollocks
Johnny & the boys shook shit up on a new level that really hasn’t been met in terms of intense influence since. It rocks from start to end.
The Butthole Surfers – Locust Abortion Technician
The Freaks from Texas are legends along with The Reverend Horton Heat. The intro to Sweat Loaf(their version of ‘Sweet Leaf’) is worth the price of the CD alone.
Black Flag – Damaged
Any one of their early CD’s could of gone in this slot. This is Henry Rollins they way God intended when he made him. Brutally intense, in your face punk rock that matters.
New York Dolls
Their only US release up till recent best of crap. Super hetero guys, in lipstick and heels before Kiss thought about makeup. Sleazy, hard, and original garage rock at its best. Great from start to end.
Ted Nugent – Double Live Gonzo
The first time I heard Wango Tango, I then understood what Rock & Roll was all about. Ted is all about Sex, Sex and Rock & Roll the way it is supposed to be played.
Marilyn Manson – Smells Like Children
Just when he had the everyone freaked, he freaked em’ a step beyond. The cover of Rock & Roll Nigger alone is worth the price of this CD.
Nirvana – Hormoning
Their music affected the scene like the Sex Pistols did in their time. This one off EP is better than Nevermind by far and harder than anything else they did.
Janes Addiction – Nothings Shocking
Perry, Dave and the rest of the guys shocked everyone with amazing songs,
Nashville Pussy – High as Hell
NP can’t do wrong with me. If your truly a Rock & Roll Bad Mother Fucker than trust me on this and go get all you can of Nashville Pussy.
Iggy & The Stooges – Raw Power
The best way to describe this CD is this; RAW POWER.
Pussy Galore – Dial ‘M’ for Motherfucker
No bass player, abrasive sounds and words, and their answer to the Stones ‘Exile on Main Street’. An amazing CD.
The Rolling Stones – Exile on Main Street
Swagger, blues, and Rock & Roll defined this album that to me is the best Stones album of all time.
Aerosmith – Rocks
Cocaine, Cocaine, and more Cocaine plus great songs from beginning to end make this my favorite Aerosmith album of all time and then some.
Impotent Sea Snakes – Everything in Excess
(Masquerade Release)

Besides legendary live shows, this band plays a diverse brand of rock seldom seen or heard today. Get the Masquerade version of this release for a better track list.
Motley Crue – Shout at the Devil
When I was 15 or 16, I believed all the hype, which made them even better. They were all I ever had in my CD player for about a year straight. For that, they make this list.
The Flaming Lips – Oh My Gawd/With You(Tie)
Before they got overly experimental, they were just plain weird. But they played hard loud guitars and vocals that flowed together unlike anything you had heard before. Either one will make you happy in an acid kind of way.
The Cramps – Flamejob
Sleazy rock at its best. Makes you feel sexy and mean at the same time.
Red Hot Chili Peppers – Uplift Mojo Party Plan
Before they started writing pussy songs for the radio they actually played hard funk like punks and punk like funk in a way that made yer mojo uplift and make ya want to create a party plan. This is HARD funk at its finest.
The Pixies – Surfer Rosa
An elegant topless chic on the cover, but nothing elegant about the songs. Hard, gritty, and yet mellow, they exude punk attitude with this one. The song “Cactus” is worth the price of the CD alone. Amazing words!!
Suicidal Tendencies
Young Mike wrote some amazingly cool and shocking songs on this one. “Institutionalized” is the best teen angst anthem of all anthems put together.
Bad Brains – I against I
Rasta hard core unlike any. The intensity and speed of this CD is often copied but never like the original. Amazing vocals and amazing guitars and amazing songs and even more amazing intensity make this one of my all time faves.
Natural Born Killers – Soundtrack
Never thought I’d put a soundtrack on a list of must have music, but this one changed my mind. Put together by Perry of Janes Addiction, the songs meld together like they were wrote to be layed out this way.
We Will Fall – Tribute to Iggy Pop
I like tribute albums. This one stands out. Way way out. Joey Ramone doing “1969”, Kenny Kaye doing “We will fall”, this CD is a must for any Iggy fan or punk fan alike.

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Somebody said in…

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2002:This is the motherufuckinrocknrollistsonofabitch rock and roll band I’ve EVER seen. I’ve seen Everyone by the way……if you want real dirty lusty sweaty rock..this is the band to see.”

2001: “Sex and drugs play a very prominent part in NP’s visuals and lyrics. And most prominent is Ruyter, NP’s lead guitar-playing Goddess, with singer/rhythm guitar/husband Blaine at center stage. I bought their first single back then, and still buy their records. Their sound has slowed down from their early Punk roots and now is more 70s Hard Rock oriented, without sacrificing one bit of snarling power and still maintaining a big-ass Punk attitude and edge.”

2000: “Nashville Pussy have got a mission that transcends the whining, griping and moaning of “alternative” rockers. They are here to bring back what was originally so appealing about rock and roll in the first place. Fun, danger and SEX. But they don’t just talk the talk, they rock the walk!”

1999: “Nashville Pussy is superior to Manson, because its act doesn’t depend on props and production values, like feathers, smoke and costumes, but is embedded in the bandmembers’ very being. Just their walking on stage is a visual jolt, as is the femininity of the lead instrumentalists. Feminists have long wanted to infiltrate rock & roll’s boys’ club, and frankly Parks and Suys’ attempt, lesbian licks and all, is a hell of a lot more convincing than Courtney Love’s effort at playing movie-star-cum-rebel.”

1998: “Best live punk band in the universe right now. A blistering metalpunk subterfuge exploding from two scruffy rednecks and two X-rated babes that champions Nugent, Kiss, Motorhead and the Cro Mags. Hotter and sexier than Gene Simmons’ spittin’ fire at a strip joint.”

1997: “Once upon a time, on a humid July evening in 1977, Ted Nugent stood on the stage at Nashville’s Municipal Auditorium with his guitar in his hands, and to thousands of sweaty, riled-up fans, he wailed out, “This is a love song. I’d like to dedicate this to all that N-a-s-h-ville pussy!” He then busted out his song “Wang Dang Sweet Poontang,” like a charging rhinoceros with its tail on fire. Nineteen years later, in March of ’96, four particular Nugent freaks decided to form a band, lovingly named “Nashville Pussy.” Stepping into Nugent’s footprints, as well as Mother Nature’s for that matter, these Pussies were born to rock with a rhino’s cock.”

1996: Nashville Pussy (featuring ex-members of Nine Pound Hammer) scared the fans with its abrasive punk. -Sleazefest ’96

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Rumor has it…

there will be famous monsters.

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According to the Nashville Pussy board Tracy has indeed left the band and has been replaced by Katie Campbell, formally known as Vampire Girl who played with Famous Monsters, a trio of female monsters who played surf rock. Monsters? Surf rock? Katie played rythmn guitar. More on Famous Monsters…

We will wait and see…but it won’t matter much since as far as I’m concerned…Ruyter is the show. I mean Corey was great because she could breathe fire and had an incredible “eat me” tat across her stomach and Tracy seems so sweet and has really nice nipples…but its hard to take your eyes off of Ruyter. She’s the real deal. But a Vampire Girl might be very interesting indeed.

When Corey left…

* The band claimed to be better off without Corey Parks, the six-foot-three, fire-breathing bassist who suddenly quit last fall. The gimmick has been replaced by musicianship, Suys says happily.

“I was very pro-Corey for a long time, but she bit us pretty hard when she left. We had no intention of kicking her out, but she quit on the eve of a very big tour. We had our whole lives planned out. She quit at a very inopportune moment, but she had been driving everyone so crazy that no one cared. No one was around to defend her. I have the feeling it was rooted in chemicals.”

* Before replacement bassist Tracy Almazon was hired, she worked as a bartender at Nashville Pussy’s favourite after-hours bar in New York.

“We phoned her up the day after Corey quit. We had a European tour to do, this Tattoo the Earth festival. We didn’t know what the hell was going on other than we were booked solid and we needed a bass player. So she said, ‘Well, I know the songs already.’ So we said, ‘fuck, yeah, we’ll meet you in Portland in front of 10,000 screaming teenagers.’ We rehearsed on the bus.” [via Edmonton Sun 5.23.01]

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