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May312002

BMF and Punkarella Review

A Review of Nashville Pussy Music by BMF and Punkarella

BMF says Fan Reviews are the Best Reviews

Following are his poignant instructions:

How to review a new album by your favorite band.

After you get the new fresh album in your hands spend at least a day listening to it from beginning to end
to absorb the goodness because you already know Nashville Pussy isn’t about to let you down. Read the
liner notes and look at the pictures. Then listen to it again while you get high but don’t think too much upon
it just yet … only enjoy it.

The next morning after you feel good and refreshed from a night of frivolity(purrrrrr…;)and during your
morning coffee put that fucker back into your stereo and turn it up. Sit down and start playing your favorite
PS2 motocross game right before you go to work and let the feelings fly. Song by song. Replay them over
and over if you need to.

Gather all your thoughts about the new album and post your review all over the internet and on your own great fan site like the Nashville Pussy Chronicles. Support your favorite band. Buy their music. Buy their
swag. Go see a show.

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May312002

Road Trip!

In Lust We Trust

Blue Cat, Knoxville Tennessee

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Three pussies in the bathroom at Blue Cats in Knoxville last night during the Nebula set…

drunk and loud pussy #1 – “GODDAMN! I can’t even understand what they are singing!”

drunk and loud pussy #2 – “Yeah and we paid $12 apiece to get in here for this?”

drunk and calm pussy #3 – coming out of the stall, washing her hands, keeping quiet

pussy #1 to pussy #3 – “Can you understand anything those guys are singing? This sucks!”

pussy #3 to pussy #1 – (ignoring the question) “So I guess you’ve never been to a Nashville Pussy show?”

woman #1 – “No we never even heard of them before.”

woman #3 – (walking out) “hmmmm…then it won’t be much longer before you get your $12 worth.”

Later on during one of the best Nashville Pussy sets ever… the two disgruntled pussies were seen doing this…

Pussies #1&2 @ Nashville Pussy Show!
Pussies #1&2 @ Nashville Pussy Show!

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I’d say Nashville Pussy won them over wouldn’t you? Rock and Roll Hoochie Cooooooooo!!!!!!

Ohhh there is much more to come about Nashville Pussy getting back on the road last night. They were so fired up! The Blue Cat is a great club…wish we had one like it in Atlanta. The sound seemed great to me cause my ears are still ringing. And nothing can get you more excited than pulling up to a club and seeing Harley’s lined up and down the street. NP has added more of their new songs to the setlist and it’s all tight. Blaine was in a great mood and his speeches are becoming legendary. Katie fits like a glove and is a perfect counterpart to Ruyter who is just the sexiest and sweetest little rocker ever. And the only thing we can say about Jeremy is he’s the best drummer in the best band.

By the way if you like headbanging music sorta like Black Sabbath you are going to love Nebula. I also think they should keep Dick Delicious on the road with them too. They turn it into the perfect triple musical extravaganza. Even if they have been tainted in a previous life by some fat ugly bitch with a big stinky pussy wearing a towel on her head. No they don’t wear masks in their act even if they should cause all the fat ugly girls are waiting for them with baseball bats after the show. Plus they caused me to worry Ozzy had actually died after their little tribute to him. But I have to forgive them cause they are good looking and cause they are just trying to cover up the fact they can really play that fucking music white boy.

Stay tuned. More thoughts and most importantly lots of pictures coming soon.

 :::posted by miss chicky on 5/31/2002 @ 3:40 PM:::

 

He lived the way he felt and loved his life. Gone too soon. ~mc 7/29/17~

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Mar232002

BMF! This is really fuckin’ cool!


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A lot of good things have come from the computer. You can get whatever information you need at a touch, you can communicate with people from all over the world, PORN…and best of all, it lets us taste the music. A while back when I was just a little innocent cyberrr girl I met a guy who would rip wavs from his collection of nasty punk rock music and send them to me. He admits at first he was just trying to shock me, but I loved those little wavs the most because I could hear him in the background along with the music. It turned me on and I wanted more. So he gave me more and he taught me how to make the wavs and his influence on me was great. He told me what music I needed to go get…so I went and got it, but I always liked it better when he gave the music to me. He knew so much about who was playing it, when they played it, what he thought they meant by playing it and he patiently explained it to me. He still does. And I fell in love with him.

Mainly cause he gave me my first taste of Nashville Pussy. :)~

He downloads everything. He’s like a fuckin suckin vacuum when it comes to wanting new music. So a while back I thought I’d give him a weekly burn list with at least one or two obscure songs to test him along with a BMF hidden track so he could surprise me. 🙂 And now it’s turned into a fun little project called Burn Baby Burn. You might have noticed the burn list updated weekly over there in the links. Last night he surprised me by making a oh so cool webpage that organizes the music on those burn lists. It lists what music he’s found and what he needs to complete each week’s burn, plus he’s made it just so damn easy for you to burn your own. So if you have any of the missing music…be sweet and share! 🙂 Later on we will list all the CD’s we bought to find some of this music. A lot of Nine Pound Hammer! And if you haven’t listened to Andre Williams … don’t delay and “Let Me Put It In” right now…

Oh yeah and look for the special AC/DC bonus list dedicated to Steve Stephens… who burned a tattoooo into his skin in tribute to Nashville Pussy! Now that’s rock and roll baby.

And remember … marijuana can be the backbone of creativity. So go get high and create something.

 :::posted by miss chicky @ 2:45 PM:::

 

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Mar222002

Burn Baby Burn #7

Did I miss anything?

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When you are away from home … this can remind you of loved ones.

Nashville Pussy leaves Cincinnati where they played at Bogart’s last night and will be at The Newport Music Hall in Columbus, Ohio tonight. They accept cash only? Then tomorrow they travel over to Pittsburgh to play Saturday night at the Metropol before heading back South for a week in Flordia. It seems a very tall band called Syrup will be playing third wheel on the Flordia part of the run with the Streetwalkin’ Cheetahs rejoining the tour once it heads back up to Atlanta.

That’s right…next Saturday they come back home to play in Atlanta. Hell yeah and allright.

Burn Baby Burn…Week #7

 :::posted by miss chicky @ 10:36 PM:::

 

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Mar182002

Fried Chicken and Coffee!

 


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When you look at this picture I bet the first thing that goes thru your mind is “Who the fuck is that lucky man?”. And you would be right. :)~ Thanks Ruyter and all the cool people over at Nashville Pussy, Inc.

Check out Jeff’s website -Whatever Happen to Rock and Roll –for Nashville Pussy stuff plus reviews and pictures of local Atlanta bands such as the Evils and Dick Delicious. After you sign his new guestbook go over and leave Nashville Pussy a message. (no mo guestbooks 🙁 – updated 2/12/17-mc)

Nashville Pussy rejoins the Reverend tomorrow night at Crowbar in State College, PA. and then on to the Chameleon Club in Lancaster, PA. on Wednesday.

 :::posted by miss chicky @ 10:28 AM:::

 

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Mar172002

Nashville Pussy’s Day Off

WTF NY Review?

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It’s a day off for Nashville Pussy.

We are just sitting around watching Wrestlemania and wondering what the band does on their day off? Last night they played at the 9:30 Club in Washington, D.C. and tomorrow night they headline a show in Morgantown, WV at the 123 with opening act Karma to Burn. They will rejoin the Reverend in Pennsylvania on Tuesday.

A sorta kinda review from a punk fan in New York:

“The Streetwalking Cheetahs played first. I remember liking their 7″,but after they started playing, i realized that it was because on the record, they were doing Cherry Bomb with Cherie Curry singing. They sucked.”

“It was packed by the time Nashville Pussy went on, and they were pretty good. With Corey gone, there’s no more girl/girl simulated sex, but they still have some good songs. And i made sure to tell everyone that i’ve made out with Ruyter. I’d still rather see them with George Tabb and 10 other people at the Continental at 2am(sidenote: George threw up in my car that night).”[author:DeanDTSM]

 :::posted by miss chicky @ 9:12 PM:::

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Mar152002

Reverend Horton Heat on Conan and Burn Baby Burn #6

Steve Stephens Tribute to Nashville Pussy

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God Damn!

Nashville Pussy and The Streetwalkin Cheetahs along with White Devils will be playing at the Water Street Music Hall in Rochester NY while the Reverend Horton Heat stays in New York City so he can appear on Late Night with Conan O’ Brien tonight. I hope he plays “Galaxy 500“.

The Reverend’s other TV appearances:

1995 The Jon Stewart Show playing “Yeah, Right” & “Big Sky”
1996 Conan O’Brien Show playing “Big Red Rocket of Love”
HBO’s “Mr. Saturday Night” playing “It’s Martini Time”

Wonder what song Nashville Pussy would play if they got invited to the Conan O’ Brien show? hmmm?

Burn a CD: Week #6.

 

 :::posted by miss chicky @ 5:41 PM:::

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Mar132002

It’s Pussylicious

Say Something Nasty…

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BMF I guess we can call that pussy news. :)~

Nashville Pussy’s webmistress has really been cleaning house and making changes over at the official NP website. Spend some time on there and you will find out just how much information the site contains about our favorite band. Visit it often and buy some NP momentos like this bonus CD you can’t buy anywhere else. It is definitely a collector’s item for anybody who likes rock and roll whether you are a Nashville Pussy fan or not…but you better become one or we will personally come and fuck your ass up. :)~~

 

Thanks to Nashville Pussy and Country Starr for letting us set up the new message board…where the real pussylicious fans go to give some love. Since March 7, 2002 there have been 100 messages and 663 visitors to the board. (the pussylicious message board is long gone, but it was fun while it lasted! – 2/12/17 update-mc)

Gotta love Ruyter… “There were a handful of guys that distracted me from my playing. Way to go Canadian boys! If you’re good enough you can eat me out on stage through my pants, but don’t bite me. Plus you have to be a relatively good pussy eater to get to the latex barrier.” [via ChartAttack]

Nashville Pussy will be in New York City the next two nights for shows at Irving Plaza. The last time NP played there was in June 2000 as the headliners with Supersuckers, The Unband, and Speed Dealer opening up. VIVA LA VULVA!

Oh those New Yorkers say the funniest things:

“I’m not going to lie to you – this band scares me shitless. Cartwright and Thompson make the Dukes of Hazard look like Siegfried and Roy. Suys and Parks make Daisy Dukes look like my saggy-breasted high-school guidance counselor. The band plays like tripping square dancers with rabid rattlesnakes shoved up their ass. If you’re not down with the sleazy party, get out of the way lest Nashville Pussy bulldoze you into the street.”[via NY Rock]

 :::posted by miss chicky @ 1:38 PM:::

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Mar122002

BMF Wisdom

(420)

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BMF Wisdom

Nashville Pussy played at The Showplace Theatre in NY tonight.
P.S. I forgot to mention, the wall is over 10 ft. away.

Comments [2] ::: posted by BMF @ 11:27 PM

BMF (pot) Wisdom

I was fukkin her mouth…..crawld up on the chair to make it all match up…..she kept sayin’ “hard to the wall….hard to the wall”…….at first I was like”~what the fuck?~”….and then I guess I decided to do just that….so I lurched forward, towards the wall, the next thing I know I’m falling over and beside the chair in a manner in which I have no control over…..the left part of my chest hurls into the back of the corner of the chair…..my right kneee lands on her left eye…..i cought myself luckily, maybe unluckily…but luckily nobody was hurt…..however,after laughin our high as fuck asses off for 20 minutes, we realized how fucking HIGH we were…..my chest hurts, her eye will probalby be black as they are blue…..but guess what….I”M HIGH

Comments [2] ::: posted by BMF @ 9:40 PM

 :::posted by BMF @ 11:27 PM:::

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Mar102002

Stuff sent to the archives…

(look it up sucker)

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Rumors that Tracy has left the band get started. – Feb 6 2002

Although on 12/1/01 this cryptic message was posted on the Nashville Bussy Bulletin Board:

Name? Sir-Hates-a-Lot
Where do you live? the arid-zone
Favorite Nashville Pussy song? wango tango
How did you find this Web Site? me ruv it rong time
Comments? when y’all are done with Tracy, you should get the bassist chick from (what was)WHITE ZOMBIE-she fockin rawked it!!!! does anyone know if shes still alive?

hmmmm.

Nashville Pussy Record Sales as of January 2002.
Holy fuck … go buy a record people.

Famous Monsters.
We find out about Katie.

Annual Pussy Quotes.
motherufuckinrocknrollistsonofabitchrockandrollband

The Top 25 BMF CD’s Everyone Should Own.

Are you paying attention?

They have to be the hardest working band in rock and roll.

Nashville Pussy takes a break from the Reverend tonight driving about four hours over to The Green Room in Providence, Rhode Island. The opening act will be local area band, Midnight Creeps, who also front a couple of sexy girls. We love sexy girls AND local band talent!

Tomorrow the band takes a day off to play golf and get manicures. :)~~heh.

 :::posted by miss chicky @ 11:28 PM:::

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