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Links posted in March 2004

March 29, 2004

Sex after plastic surgery… get off now.

posted by babytomato at 01:37PM EST – 0 comments

March 26, 2004

Sad Paintings for Happy People

posted by Domina at 12:53PM EST – 0 comments

I’m trying a transdermal collagen mask that I got yesterday at Ulta 3. It’s a new product from Spa Sciences and I got it as a $12 freebie because I bought some of their undereye patches. It feels incredible and impressing me enough to go back today and buy more.

posted by Miss Chicky at 12:09PM EST – 0 comments

March 25, 2004

Leg cramps …nobody really knows what causes them, I just know they wake me up in the middle of the night.

posted by Domina at 10:45AM EST – 0 comments

March 24, 2004

Pressotherapy is a lymphatic drainage compression massage therapy used to increase your blood circulation and improve cellulite. Find a spa near you.

posted by Domina at 06:47PM EST – 0 comments

Scars? Try silicone gel sheeting on old ones or Vitamin E on new ones.

posted by Domina at 06:42PM EST – 0 comments

March 23, 2004

I want candy! But please make it dark chocolate only cause unlike milk chocolate or white chocolate(which is actually not chocolate at all, just a mix of fat, milk and sugar)it’s good for me and full of antioxidant phenols and flavonoids.

posted by Miss Chicky at 09:40AM EST – 0 comments

Dr. Perricone says foods such as breads, pastas, fruit juices, and sugar fog our brains and cause wrinkled, sagging skin. [more inside]

posted by Miss Chicky at 09:24AM EST – 0 comments

March 20, 2004

Sesame oil is the best oil according to Ayurvedic practices. [more inside]

posted by Miss Chicky at 04:01PM EST – 0 comments

March 17, 2004

I Got The Cramps Playlist

1. Brides of Destruction – Shut The Fuck Up
2. The Vines – Fuck the World
3. Atmosphere – Trying to Find A Balance
4. Courtney Love – All the Drugs
5. Jet – Cold Hard Bitch
6. Famous Monsters – Bloody Mary
7. The Kills – Kissy Kissy
8. Die Cheerleader Die – Crotch
9. Nashville Pussy – I’m Misunderstood
10. Mary Prankster – The World is Full of Bastards
11. Nirvana – I Hate Myself and I Want to Die
12. Bob Marley – No Woman No Cry
13. Ozzy Osbourne – Gets Me Through
14. Flipper – Ha Ha Ha
15. Pink(featuring Peaches) – Oh My God
16. The Cramps – I Wanna Get In Your Pants
17. Prince – Orgasm
18. Blur – Woo Hoo
19. Lou Reed – This Magic Moment
20. Lulu – To Sir With Love

Yes that feels better.

posted by babytomato at 09:56AM EST – 1 comments

March 15, 2004

My metabolic secret potion is Udo’s Choice Perfected Oil Blend, a scientific blend of active essential fatty acids and oil soluble phytochemicals that help increase metabolic rate and increase caloric burning. It is composed of certified organic flax, sunflower and sesame oils, with medium chain triglycerides, wheat germ oil, lecithin, vitamin E, and unrefined oils from the germ of rice and oats. You may find it available at most health food stores.

posted by Miss Chicky at 04:26PM EST – 0 comments

March 13, 2004

Smack a penguin around for emergency stress relief.

posted by Miss Chicky at 01:52PM EST – 0 comments

March 10, 2004

Luggage Free will handle your luggage so you don’t have to haul it through the airport, pay overweight baggage charges, or subject yourself to having your beautiful packing destroyed by airport security.

posted by Domina at 05:23AM EST – 0 comments

March 09, 2004

Hypothyroidism is a very common problem with women and can be diagnosed with a simple blood test. You could first try stimulating your thyroid using the yoga shoulder stand posture, which you can work up to do 20 minutes at a time twice a day. [more inside]

posted by Domina at 01:27AM EST – 0 comments

March 08, 2004

Peel your fruits and veggies especially when you can’t get organic produce. It is a myth that the peel is nutritious. The peel is simply there to protect the more nutritious part underneath. To reduce your exposure to pesticides also wash your fruits and veggies carefully.

posted by Johnny Rotten at 07:40PM EST – 0 comments

March 07, 2004

How to view the cup as half full instead of half empty. Pessimism has been linked to a higher risk of dying before age 65, while positive emotions such as optimism are associated with lowered production of the stress hormone cortisol, better immune function, and reduced risk of chronic diseases. [more inside]

posted by Domina at 08:11PM EST – 0 comments

March 06, 2004

Seat Guru – the best and worst of airplane seating.

posted by Domina at 04:16PM EST – 0 comments

March 05, 2004

Wild Alaskan Salmon delivered to your door.

posted by Miss Chicky at 11:33AM EST – 0 comments

March 04, 2004

Anxiety my little passionflower? Dose yourself with one dropperful of passionflower in a little water, up to four times a day, as needed.

posted by Miss Chicky at 07:30AM EST – 0 comments

March 03, 2004

Glycemic load multiplies the glycemic index by the actual amount of carbohydrates ingested which is more directly relevant to your food choices if you are trying to lose weight.

posted by Miss Chicky at 04:10AM EST – 0 comments

March 02, 2004

Airbrush makeup looks like the next big beauty trend to come out of Hollywood.
Try a professional or learn to do it yourself.

posted by Miss Chicky at 05:41AM EST – 0 comments

March 01, 2004

Wank away! Australian scientists found that men between the ages of 20 and 50 who ejaculate frequently are less likely to develop prostate cancer.

posted by Johnny Rotten at 10:33AM EST – 0 comments

A shoe of the month club by Ashley Dearborn. Simply fill out the shoe questionaire to have twelve pairs of beautiful shoes delivered to your door evey month for a year for $2,690.00. That comes to just $225 per month to feed a shoe addiction. Pretty damn cheap in reality.

posted by Miss Chicky at 10:13AM EST – 0 comments

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