Did you date a big time Columbian cocaine drug lord? No comment
Were you a paid escort? Umm no.
Are you a raging nymphomaniac? I believe I have proved I am.
Were you involved in kidnapping? No I was not, I only copped a plea.
Were you a stripper? I was never a stripper, I was a burlesque dancer. I never sat on anyone’s lap, but I know my way around poles.
Are you a pathological liar? No, I only told lies about my past.
Did you have a serious cocaine problem? No, but I do love pot.
Danielle aka Beverly Merrill, Wives of New Jersey and abused child.