Miss Piggy and Beaker as Danielle Murphree and Dan Gheesling on Big Brother 14. Special appearances by Kermit as Ian and Mac Davis as Frank Eudy.
Big Brother 14
My grandmother said people from Alabama were dumb but Danielle Murphree from Big Brother 14 takes the prize.
Dan Gheesling is Beaker.
Danielle: “this is important to me”
Dan: “what?”
Danielle: “our relationship!”
Dan: *laughs*
Dan: laughs a lot
Danielle: “What’s funny?”
Dan: “Everything”
Danielle: “You think its funny playing with my emotions for my advantage?”
Dan: “Your advantage?”
Dan: laughs
Danielle: “You know I would never cross you”
Dan: “Good to know” smiles
Danielle: “It hurt me that you said I shouldn’t play this game again, I’m only like this because of you. Funny thing is, I wouldn’t come back unless you were with me”
Danielle: “I only care about what comes through in your eyes”
Dan: “Why?”
Danielle: “Because”
Dan: “You shouldn’t, you will leave this house and others will look at you through THEIR eyes.”
Danielle: “I care for you like I care for my family. I care about you as much as Colt.”
Dan: silence
Danielle: “I don’t know if you would consider me family”
Dan: “Stop fishing”
Danielle: “You never say sweet things to me”
Dan: “I said I liked your hair this morning”
Danielle: “At least give me a heads-up if you plan to say mean things about me in final two”
Dan: “Why would I do that?”
Dan: “I’m twisted, I love being in this house and getting to do things you can never do in real life”
Danielle: “Well, I hope I didn’t make it harder for you here”
Dan: “You did”
Dan: “I wonder what Chelsea’s doing”
Danielle: “Not having ridiculous conversations like this”
Dan: rolls eyes That’s for damn sure.
Dan: “If you can’t tell by now, I’m the villan of this season”
Danielle: “You’re not a villain Dan, you’re not a villain, you’re not a villain”
Dan: “I’m going to the bathroom” – leaves and doesn’t come back