Capricorn: organized classy fucks
Aquarius: crazy weird pervert freaks from hell
Pisces: sensitive little pussy fish bitches
Aries: satanic angry charming bitches
Taurus: no bullshit bull bitches
Gemini: fuckin cray fuck wads who never shut up
Cancer: crabby empathetic bitches
Leo: friendly fuckin fucks who luv theyself
Virgo: smart efficient cray bitches born in office max
Libra: indecisive flaky social butterfly bitches
Scorpio: perverted freaks with anger management issues
Sagittarius: confused freak with a bow and arrow who likes drugs a lot