NOOOOOOOO Lil Rounds, do NOT fuck With a Chaka Khan song like that! This was not even good enough for Karioke style for this very pretty woman (when I come back to life please let me come back with her body), but she should have definitely not tried to perform a song so over her head. I’m every woman. This person will not win.

I’m not sure what that guy with the glasses was singing. He make me snore.

1. Adam Lambert – “Heart of Glass”, “Stayin’ Alive”, “Play That Funky Music” (put an Axl Rose spin on it! – oh he already did that song – we forgot!), YMCA What? Lambert picked the wrong Saturday Night Fever song! “If I Can’t Have You” – not too good to me but what do I know. And he is starting to irritate we with that fake grin. I’ve seen the photos on the internet Adam. Just stop faking it for America. Stop taming it down for the normal people. Shut up Paula, Simon is right. Pool of Abdul. too funny.

2. Kris Allen – “Slow Hand” , “Night Fever"  (he did "She Works Hard For The Money” in a upbeat reggae funky original style) This is a very talented very cute boy.

3. Allison Iraheta – “You’re the One I Want”, “Its Raining Men”, “Knock on Wood”
OMG “Hot Stuff” – love her hated the song.

4. Matt Giraud – “Rock with You”, “Don’t Leave Me This Way” YES “Stayin Alive” -this was excellent until the last two pieces at the end when he ran out of breath. I like his outfit and his hat. I love you Simon but that was your #1 worst speech.

5. The rest do not matter.

Karma Chameleon

MacArthur Park – Donna Summer

Knock on Wood – should have done it Allison.

Say NO to Anoops! But he did do pretty good tonight. The winner tonight is Kris Allen. So dim all the lights now.