Adele opens it with “Hello”. She has a beautiful face. One time I said to Jeff, “do you want to go see Adele?” He said, “I will do anything if you don’t make me sit through that”. He was right. I’d go see her at Chastain Park as a backdrop to dinner. I guess she got this opener due to the host liking her.
Then the host came out and did a silly skit and a silly rap.
Then Jennifer Lopez came out and gave reward to Chance the Rapper.
Then Paris Jackson. She’s a punker. She loves Beyoncé. She’s introducing the Weekend with Daft Punk! Woot. Then they showed ummm that girl that’s going out of style?…what is her name? Katie Perry…and she dyed her hair blonde and she and Paris look alike. The Weekend messed up the start of his song but his hair is great. Not good song. Not sexy. Too poppy.
Next up is John Travolta, of course he’s the best. He introduced some crappy music though. So instead I listened to The Unsatisfied. http://free-musicdownload.top/download/song/playlists/the-unsatisfied-the-lovin/ You listen too!
Egad Ed Sheeran trying to be the Weekend. I heard it on SNL last night. It’s pretty catchy but it’s Ed Sheeran. However he does support taxicabs in the song. This song is a total rip-off of the Weekend. Except it sounds a little Irish.
“Blackstar” by David Bowie won Best Rock Song. As it should.
Next hear a pretty song but I’m not paying attention to who is singing it.
Then Beyoncé’s mom comes out to introduce Beyoncé’s mother performance. A bunch of pre-made video intro- nice and then we see her baby belly in a golden outfit. Lots of trickery in this performance. The leaning chair was great. Beyoncé literally believes she’s a cosmic queen. What if her water broke right now? Or she thinks she’s a goddess surrounded by slaves? And then it’s over and they show JZ and their daughter and it’s like they really think and believe they are royalty. Oh geezus. And then they show Jennifer Lopez and she’s like whatever as she looking around to see if it’s really a standing ovation with bowing. And she’s thinking WTF, I have twins too.
Katie Perry. No.
Gary Wright, Jr. – yes!
Beyoncé wins Lemonade for best Urban Album. And the dark history. Oh the dark history.
And then Gary Wright Jr. in a Lincoln Continental commercial! Cool! haha
Some girl in a leotard with Alicia Keys. Instead listen to The Hunns play at a record store.
Ugh – Adele doing tribute to George Michael. And then she messed it up or what? Stops the song. George Michael “Fastlove”
Best Rap Album.
Hmmm… Metallica with Lady Gaga. Of course Hetfield’s mic is not working and we have to suffer her singing. She’s so awkward. A planned crowd dive. She’s ruining this song with her singing. Egads. The guitar playing is classic Metallica.
OMG- DWIGHT YOAKUM. HOLY GOD. HIS HAT. He’s older and not as slender but he’s still cool. Introducing Sturgill Stenson? Organ music. Saxophone. OBoes. Lovely song. Very powerful. Good one.
Stayin Alive – tribute to the Bee Gees. Barry Gibb is giddy. It’s a Tragedy. I’m going nowhere, somebody help me. Little Big Town should never ever do the Bee Gees. No matter how deep their love is. Poor Barry Gibb. He wants to get up there and do it. Night Fever! A Rhianna look alike? Demi Lovato looks like Morticia. Ugh that was difficult.
Sigh. Celine Dion. Song of the Year. Her heart will go on. She’s so dramatic. “Hello” by Adele beats the Beyoncé. Adele apologizing for cursing during the George Michael tribute. Then they cut off Adele and her producer and people booed as some frizzy haired girl is trying to introduce hip hop. A tribe called quest. I guess that’s what happens when Beyoncé doesn’t win. But Adele did take extra time on that George Michael tribute when she was messing up and cursing.
And then politics have to creep in with the tribe calling Trump , AGENT ORANGE in a hip hoppy sorta way. They are marching muslim and arab dressed people on to the stage.
The Time and Bruno Mars honor the man Prince.Died at 57 3 days before my baby died. He would say well shit if they can’t keep Prince alive how can I stay alive? 🙁 Morris is the best! You got about 10 seconds to get up off your asses. The host loves the Bird. This blows the hip hop off the wall. Everybody is dancing. Even JZ. THE TIME!!!!! IT’s the last call for Alcohol!
Dear Beloved. The Afterworld. In this life things are much harder in this afterworld. You are on your own. Now go crazy. Bruno is in purple. With a little eyeliner. And a Prince white guitar. But he’s fake playing guitar. hah! Bruno is way too pretty for makeup. No he’s playing it. This was like a Mexican Elvis wrestler playing Prince. Make some noise for Prince y’all.
Nothing compares 2 u.
Chance the Rapper – over it.
Faith Hill and Tim McGraw present record of the year. Grammy goes to “Hello” by Adele. She’s looking embarrassed beating up Beyoncé like this. She is so British. And she gives kudos to Beyoncé and wants her to be her mommy. Then Faith HIll calls her sweetie. Ok now for Album of the Year. Drake,no. Bieber, no, Beyoncé, denied! Adele wins again! All the crowd is pretty quiet. Ok Adele is getting too emotional. Wow Lemonade gets just about nothing. Then Adele gets stupid. And wants to give away her Grammy and then she says oh Beyoncé you make my black friends feel good about themselves. OH boy.
It’s over.