I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m a Drunkard, but you don’t need to be on the barstool every day to know there’s something wrong in this country when sick people can smoke pot openly but people laugh at me when I mix vodka and vicodin.

 ~Rick Perry (er, sort of) 

I love reading the comments section of RPerry2012’s Channel on YouTube after that horrible ad he released. 

(via how-to-kiss-distinctly-american)

You say I’m defensive? There is no reason for me to be defensive. I’m simply matter of fact.

miss chicky