Day: June 26, 2009

Chronic Tea

Did you date a big time Columbian cocaine drug lord? No comment
Were you a paid escort? Umm no.
Are you a raging nymphomaniac? I believe I have proved I am.
Were you involved in kidnapping? No I was not, I only copped a plea.
Were you a stripper? I was never a stripper, I was a burlesque dancer. I never sat on anyone’s lap, but I know my way around poles.
Are you a pathological liar? No, I only told lies about my past.
Did you have a serious cocaine problem? No, but I do love pot.

Danielle aka Beverly Merrill, Wives of New Jersey and abused child.
Chronic Tea

Obama might be getting pissed at Michael Jackson because Michael is the black man (who might be white too) getting all the attention now. The attention that will be paid to Michael’s death worldwide will wind up swallowing up all the attention on Obama’s presidency. Obama’s success is obviously based on media love. It is not good for the White House for media spot light to come off Obama right now. Everything is Michael Jackson right now. Did you hear the White House first statement about Michael Jackson? Tense. Real tense.

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