June 26, 2009 – Page 13 – Chronic Tea

Bras Suck!

Michael Jackson was driven crazy by Uri Geller.

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During Jermaine Jackson’s tearful press conference (earlier he had asked the press to respect the family’s privacy, Jermaine will never get it and that’s really why he grew less attractive), I sat on the remote wrong and a Slayer type song started screaming out of Jermaine’s mouth.

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I have a secret.

I went through a Jermaine Jackson phase.

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GOD Bleth

Reverend Al Sharpton

Chronic Tea predicts a future legal battle between Ryan O’ Neal and Redmond O’ Neal

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She was everybody’s love, wasn’t she?

Ryan O’ Neal, 2009 upon the death of Farrah Fawcett

Barbara Walters’ interview with Farrah Fawcett’s doctor is highly disturbing.

Ryan O’ Neal, Alana Stewart, Ms. Murphy and the disturbing doctor were at Farrah’s bedside …

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When a person is obviously dying and they look up at you and ask, “Am I dying?”. The answer is always no.

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Signs that my childhood is truly dead: MTV is running “16 and Pregnant” right now rather than a tribute to Michael Jackson.

Great idea gone bad. There’s no money for them in a market of
under 16 year olds that know Michael Jackson only as an accused child molester.

(via tweexcore)