June 25, 2009 – Page 2 – Chronic Tea

Bras Suck!

Funny how Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley died of heart failure, but John Lennon had to be shot in the heart to die.

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Now CNN has not confirmed that Michael Jackson has died. Fuckheads.

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And in the middle of all this celebrity death, we’ve got those fuckers in Iran acting up.

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Why would anybody be surprised Michael Jackson has died so young? He had a hole in his soul his entire life. His celebrity killed him just like it killed Elvis.

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Summer on ice (via Ann&Ming)

We need a fresher. Michael would have been 51 years old on August 29th. He needed a fresher too.

Graceland and Neverland – 2 for 1 – forget about it Kanye West, you need.

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Just think how fucking rich Lisa Marie Presley would be if she had stayed married to Michael Jackson.

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Michael Jackson’s death will be just as big as Elvis Presley’s death, except in a different way.

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Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson will be linked forever now. Ironic how one openly displayed her impending death while the other has been dying in secret. See it’s already started, NBC will air a “Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett” Dateline tonight. Holy shit – 2 fer 1.

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Bet there are a whole lot of people who would like to buy Neverland Ranch now.

Bet there are a whole lot of people who would like to buy Neverland Ranch now.