The new signature drink at the Pretty Vacant Cafe.
Frat Fact: Every formal you attend should be a contest to be the drunkest.
Whether it is your formal or some dumpster sorority formal you should drink as much as fucking possible. The key to doing this is to tip the bartender who is not allowed to give out shots so that he will give you shots. After this you will need to mix in a chronic iced tea* and you will be fully on your way to a total disaster.
While this sounds like a great time you can’t forget the importance of getting your D wet later that night so make sure you pair your date up with a buddies date and get her one drink for every 3 you have. By doing this you will ensure that not only does your date get whatever stupid gift they are giving out but she will also get 4 pumps and ruined formal dress in the bathroom.
Note: A chronic iced tea is a long island with 3 shots of apple pucker instead of cola and sour mix. This will fuck you up.