{"id":48,"date":"2002-05-26T05:02:26","date_gmt":"2002-05-26T05:02:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/punkarella\/?p=48"},"modified":"2017-07-13T06:38:10","modified_gmt":"2017-07-13T06:38:10","slug":"punkarella-may-26-2002-tea-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/punkarella\/2002\/05\/26\/punkarella-may-26-2002-tea-party\/","title":{"rendered":":::punkarella…May 26, 2002…tea party:::"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\n<\/strong>Every year about this time I look forward to visiting our local Renaissance Faire<\/u><\/a>.
\nI got hooked on it about five years ago because the people working there are
\nunique, strange, and kinda sexy in a medieval type way. Very rock and roll.
\nOr maybe its a gothic punk thing. I’m not sure.<\/h6>\n
The guys look like the front of a romance novel with long black hair and tight britches.
\nThe women? Well it’s the only place I know other than a strip club where
\nit’s acceptable to stare at a woman’s breasts. And it’s considered real sexy for a woman
\nto have a soft rounded belly and hips to go along with the uplifted bosom.<\/h6>\n
O so wenchy.<\/h6>\n
A couple years ago a henna artist wearing low flung harem pants mesmerized me
\nbecause she had this thick\u00a0 black hair that started right below her belly button
\nand traveled down into the top of her pants. I really had a hard time not looking.
\nI cursed my blondeness for weeks after that knowing I could never…
\nPlus the fried pickles are killer.<\/h6>\n
Every year you get your basic Lotta Smooches, Zucchini Brothers,
\nJousting Knights, Washing Wenches, and of course, the Amazing Tuey.
\n(I’ve never seen the Amazing Tuey but the name brings back fond memories.)<\/h6>\n
However that’s not really why I go. Now…I go to learn.<\/h6>\n
This year I learned how to make marijuana tea from a 60 year old Jewish woman
\nwith bright red hair, dressed in a bodice and corset.\u00a0 “Don’t smoke it!”, she said.
\nThen she patted my face softly and told me I looked just like that country singer,
\nummmmm, Shania Twain and that I had a whole lot of fucking time left in my life.
\nAs in the act not lifespan. Kinky little cawfeetalk woman.<\/h6>\n
She made me smile.<\/h6>\n
I ended up buying one of her ragdolls<\/u><\/a>.
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I thought it was the least I could do for receiving all that wisdom.<\/h6>\n
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