{"id":321,"date":"2002-05-15T20:10:53","date_gmt":"2002-05-16T00:10:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/punkarella\/?p=321"},"modified":"2017-07-22T20:48:35","modified_gmt":"2017-07-23T00:48:35","slug":"punkarella-may-15-2002-chick-for-sale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/punkarella\/2002\/05\/15\/punkarella-may-15-2002-chick-for-sale\/","title":{"rendered":":::punkarella … May 15, 2002 … chick for sale…:::"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\n<\/a><\/strong>Wednesday, May 15, 2002<\/span><\/h6>\n

\"\"I’m a pale skinned blue eyed D-cup blonde with a IQ around 120 give or take but I only had a 2.5 GPA in high school because I skipped class too much. I dropped out of college upon the advice of my father who felt I misunderstood that being a college student was not about a free ride on the disco train. Then he hired me. I probably make more money than I should if you consider the <\/span>nep0tism <\/a>factor. I can only speak and understand one language but I have a gift for understanding the body language of any foreign country including Canada.<\/span><\/p>\n

I live in Atlanta <\/a>where I nourish my addictive personality with occasional use of alcohol and marijuana. Usually not at the same time however. Sometimes this leads me to smoke cigarettes which I always regret the next day due to a nightmare I had at age 16 which had something to do with\u00a0 old people and wrinkles. I’m not going to speak upon my age and weight. I’m sensitive in those areas and it would just be a lie whatever I told you. However I am a right-handed, medium framed person with a nice full head of hair so there is no worry that I might go bald some day. I have very little body hair which is good because waxing hurts. I wear a size 7.5 shoe except when it rains. I’d rate my attractive aura above average because I have a great sense of style and artistic ability. I also have nice lips, a really good sense of humor, and white teeth currently free of cavities. However I do have poor eyesight.<\/span><\/p>\n

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I visit porn sites <\/a>occasionally but seldom gamble. I never watched TV much but recently I’ve watched it more. I’m not gay but I think women are real sexy. I don’t like to talk to women very much though. I’d choose a conversation with a sexy man over a sexy woman any day. I used to be really athletic growing up, but haven’t exercised the way I should in a while. I’ve married once. I’ve divorced once. I’ll not do either again. I was in a paddywagon once but never committed a felony. Also if I’m going to walk down the street in any city I make sure I have a pocketful of change for the street people.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Based on the assumption all of the above is true the chick’s sale price is 1.7 million<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n

Any buyers?<\/p>\n

How about a trade-in?<\/a><\/p>\n

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\n<\/a>~post restored and updated on 7\/22\/17~<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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