{"id":300,"date":"2002-05-21T18:15:33","date_gmt":"2002-05-21T22:15:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/punkarella\/?p=300"},"modified":"2017-07-22T18:53:41","modified_gmt":"2017-07-22T22:53:41","slug":"punkarella-may-21-2002-40-ft-neptune","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/punkarella\/2002\/05\/21\/punkarella-may-21-2002-40-ft-neptune\/","title":{"rendered":":::punkarella … May 21, 2002 … 40 ft Neptune:::"},"content":{"rendered":"
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FOR SALE – One 40 foot Neptune\"\"\"\"
\n<\/a><\/strong>Monday, May 21, 2002<\/span><\/h6>\n
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He’s so tacky, I must have it. Size does matter.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
While visiting the
\nRedneck Riveria I wanted to
\nreturn home with a cool
\nsouvenir. I was shocked to
\ndrive by and see the old
\nking for sale. I wanted\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>more eyesores<\/a>
\n<\/span>him badly.
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\nBut he wouldn’t fit. So I
\nsettled for a SukPusi t-shirt
\nand a butane lighter of a
\nnaked girl that shoots
\nflames from her nipples. <\/span><\/h6>\n

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\n<\/a>~post restored and updated on 7\/22\/17~<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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