{"id":887,"date":"2001-06-08T03:02:20","date_gmt":"2001-06-08T03:02:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/?p=887"},"modified":"2017-01-18T05:08:04","modified_gmt":"2017-01-18T05:08:04","slug":"miss-chickyjune-8-2001","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/2001\/06\/08\/miss-chickyjune-8-2001\/","title":{"rendered":":::~miss chicky~:::June 8, 2001:::"},"content":{"rendered":"

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<\/a>June<\/span><\/a>\u00a0 <\/span><\/a>8, 2001<\/span>
\n<\/span><<<before\u00a0<\/u><\/span><\/a>\u00a0 <\/span>after>>><\/u><\/span><\/a><\/div>\n
\"\"<\/div>\n
\n

Did anyone notice how Tom Cruise wiped off
\nCameron Diaz’s <\/span>kiss at the MTV awards?<\/span><\/p>\n

I better not find out Tom is a Rock Hudson.<\/span><\/p>\n

Suck my kiss.<\/span><\/p>\n

In any event…I still have John Travolta…<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

\n
\n\n\n\n
\n
\"~for<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n
and Joe…
\nthank you my love<\/span><\/div>\n
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*little tidbit*
\ni saw these guys play about a month ago…
\n<\/span>Dave Wyndorf<\/u><\/span><\/a>
\n<\/span> sexiest lead singer i’ve seen since ummm…
\nDavid Lee Roth.<\/span>
\n he burns things on stage too.
\nBMF<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
\u00a0KICK THIS<\/u><\/span><\/a><\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
KICK THIS<\/u><\/span><\/a><\/div>\n
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\n<\/u><\/span><\/span>Survivor Cam<\/u><\/span><\/a>
\n
\n<\/span><\/u> there can be only one winner
\nand that’s jodee cause i’m biased<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
\n

\"~learn<\/a><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

i’m even considering a donation<\/span>
\n<\/span><\/p>\n

\n\n\n\n
\n
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\"~the<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/div>\n
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where i’ll be<\/span><\/u><\/p>\n

6.15.01\u00a0<\/span> morbid angel\u00a0 <\/u><\/span><\/a>@ <\/span>c<\/u><\/span><\/a>otton club<\/u><\/span><\/a>
\n<\/span>pssst…<\/span>slayer on t<\/u><\/span><\/a>our <\/u><\/span><\/a>but so far not in Atlanta..:( <\/span>
\n<\/span><\/a>6.16.01\u00a0 <\/span>mother’s fines<\/u><\/span><\/a>t\u00a0<\/u><\/span><\/a> @ <\/span>t<\/u><\/span><\/a>abernacl<\/u><\/span><\/a>e
\n<\/u><\/span><\/a>6.23.01\u00a0<\/span> <\/u>mary prankster\u00a0<\/u><\/span><\/a> @ <\/span>the earl<\/u><\/span><\/a>
\n<\/span>7.1.01\u00a0 <\/span>buckcherr<\/u><\/span><\/a>y <\/u><\/span><\/a>@ <\/span>c<\/u><\/span><\/a>otton clu<\/u><\/span><\/a>b<\/u><\/span><\/a>
\n<\/span> 7.7.01\u00a0 <\/span>ozzfest! <\/u><\/span><\/a>@ <\/span>l<\/u><\/span><\/a>akewood amphithe<\/u><\/span><\/a>atre<\/u><\/span><\/a>
\n<\/span> 7.11.01\u00a0 <\/span>area on<\/u><\/span><\/a>e <\/u><\/span><\/a>@ <\/span>l<\/u><\/span><\/a>akewood amphith<\/u><\/span><\/a>eatre<\/u><\/span><\/a>
\n<\/span> 7.22.01\u00a0 <\/span>monster magne<\/u><\/span><\/a>t<\/u><\/span><\/a>\/<\/span>the cult <\/u><\/span><\/a>@ DAC
\n8.10.01\u00a0 <\/span>madonna\u00a0<\/u><\/span><\/a> in washington, d.c.<\/span><\/p>\n

smitten by<\/u><\/span><\/p>\n

tomb raider<\/u><\/span><\/a>
\n<\/span>angelina jolie..dam<\/u><\/span><\/a>n<\/u><\/span><\/a>
\n<\/span>the Rock..<\/u><\/span><\/a>.damn<\/u><\/span><\/a>
\n<\/span>casio wrist <\/u><\/span><\/a>camera<\/u><\/span><\/a>
\n<\/span>swordfish<\/u><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

i’m really tired of<\/span><\/u><\/p>\n

1. destiny’s child
\n2. dave matthews band
\n3. tv repairmen<\/span><\/p>\n

i share with you<\/span><\/u>
\n
\n<\/span><\/span><\/a>antiMusic<\/u><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/a>fuh-q<\/u><\/span><\/a>
\n<\/span>13th street<\/u><\/span><\/a>
\n<\/span>conspiracy theories and more<\/u><\/span><\/a>
\n<\/span>learn bada-bing<\/u><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

there’s no place like home
\n<\/span><\/u>(atlanta links)
\n<\/span>creative loafing<\/u><\/span><\/a>
\n<\/span>99X-best Atlanta radi<\/u><\/span><\/a>o<\/u><\/span><\/a>
\n<\/span>weekends in Atlanta<\/u><\/span><\/a>
\n<\/span>my next destination<\/u><\/span><\/a>
\n<\/span>atlanta concerts<\/u><\/span><\/a>
\n<\/span>kaya club<\/u><\/span><\/a>
\n<\/span><\/p>\n

\"~e-mail~\"<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\n

Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.<\/span><\/p>\n

Days of Our Web Lives<\/u><\/span>
\n<\/span>Part 1<\/span>
\n
\n<\/span><\/span>he says:<\/h6>\n<\/div>\n
\n
hey i went on icq today<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
and?<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
same ole chit<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
wanna go with me to krisi’s party?<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
i can’t<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
i have a pimple<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
on yer ass?<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
gross no<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
i dont see no pimple<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
its there believe u me<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
nor have i allday<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
its one of those deep sore ones?<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
hmmm…no its just a little baby one<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
where? between yer eyes?<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
~~~~~~~>right there > .<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
lol…uhhuh<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
wait till u see what i got today?<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
i’m gonna fire it up at dark<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
at dark?<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
yeah at dark<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
well fug no way<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
do it now<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
noooooooo<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
the lighting is tonite<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
and not before<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
well then i wont get to see it<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
please<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
i cant i got shit to do tonight at home<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
yah gonna just have to tell me<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
is it a glow in the dark bra?<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
neon panties?<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
i’ll leave a picture for u<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
glowpaint?<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
nooooooo<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
is it animal or mineral<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
its a lava lamp<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
nope<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
u got a lavalamp didnt ya<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
u just have to wait<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
no dammit<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
its so beautiful<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
yer gonna have to tell me now<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
before i start thinkin things<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
omg..its mo stained glass<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
lol.. damn<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
u r right<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
of course i am<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
< — knows iffin it cant be worn…its gotta be stained<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
wait.that didnt cum out right<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
lmao<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
oh obyba;lolll bab’al.k,<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
have you played with my cube?<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
lmao…yeah<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
like 40 times<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
i love those pics..but the fellahs are about dead<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
those guys are totally lost in flesh<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
my favorite one is the very tiny guy<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
lol@lost inflesh<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
i had to go back and look at him…i didnt see him before<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
he’s easy to miss…he’s kinda stuck<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
talk about bein swallered up<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
i’ll say<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
thats some big bootay<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
nah..its well proportioned<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
so where is yer bumbum today<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
its behind me<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
good place for it<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
i’m flattening it out<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
lmao<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
well let me get my paddle out and i will flatten a spot or two<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
shape it up?<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
hey no paddles<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
lil love paddle?<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
love hand only<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
when r u leaving?<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
7<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
so get nakid right now<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
and gimme a call<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
no its too cold<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
no way<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
yeah…u know yo wanna<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
ya want it bad<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
want what is the question<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
i dunno something about yer lustin uncontrolably for me for years now<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
i’ll be all old and decrepid waiting on u<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
i saw a bumper sticker on atruck with a hot lookin girl in it<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
with a baby<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
it said..just do me<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
somebody already did her apparently<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
appearently<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
i’m doing the phone right now<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
and it feels so bland<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
yer prolly not doin in the right place<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
oh yes…yes thats good<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
right there phone baby<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
lmao@phonebaby<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
hey this is a private moment<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
with me and the phone if u don’t mind<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
hmmmmmm no way im in all yer private momments<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
for your info<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
oh here we go<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
i have arisen early 2 days in a row<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
interesting..u say that..but never cum see me<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
< — shoulda told me a lie<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
cause i’ve been working silly<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
< — dont wanna hear it<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
i know im old hat and old gloves<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
oh fuck you<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
whohoooooo ok<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
:()<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
i’m groucho<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
cause yer feminizing…lol<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
so uhmmm paula<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
i missed ya<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
omg<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
u typed my name<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
i always type yername<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
now u made me want to get some tears<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
i’ll have to save this forever…damn<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
run down to the store and pick up some tears and a bottle of milk<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
and a can of sardines<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
lmao@save this…the sardines will go bad<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
eventually even sardines go bad<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
they are in a can???<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
do u bite the heads off?<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
yer not gonna open em up?<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
of the sardines..or pigeons?<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
no i’m going to keep them in the cabinet for about 7 years along with those anniversay bottled cokes<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
prehistoric food<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
lmao@anniversary bottled cokes<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
you have some of those too’…they’re collectors items<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
yeah and some damn XMAS beer<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
cause i liked the bottles<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
< — has some billy beer<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
i’ll trade u<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
no way<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
if u liked me so much u would<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
well wait trade me fer what<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
lmao@ill be yer best friend<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
i’ll give you a anniversary coke and a santa beer and as a bonus<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
u think that would work on me<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
yes i do. lol<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
NOT<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
u bring me a billy beer right now dammit<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
i got a better idea<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
you cum here and i will let you suck on a billy beer wif me<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
r u crazy? i wouldn’t put that shite inside my body<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
lmao…i didnt say yah had to open the can<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
i bet it won’t even spew any longer<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
lmao..nuttin worse than loosin yer spew<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
go home and shake a can up…do a test<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
lmao..a test spew<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
iffin it still spews will ya cum?<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
how do you turn billy beer into something sexual? did u eveer see billy?<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
lol yeah me and billy go way back<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
he’s a good lookin fellah<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
i don’t have patience for gay stories today<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
lol@gaystorie<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
the most pussy sounding train is going by<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
welll i coulda heard it iffin ya called me<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
but nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
ya would just put me on hold anyway<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
we have one minute to do phone sex<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
lmao..oh goodie..we can do it twice<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
no lets do it three times…i’m greedy<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
lmao..ok..but that means i wont be able to take my time..lol<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
thats pretty sorry of you<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
ok too late. time’s up<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
lol…yup…time for me to go home<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
well git on home little doggie<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
< — been watchin braveheart<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
hey i have a question<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
don’t u think braveheart is a whole lot better than gladiator?<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
i think they ripped mel off<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
i havent seen gladiator<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
well just don’t waste your time<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
i thinkim gonna go rent a movie now tho…which one should i get?<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
hey get…ummmm… 8 millimeter<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
8 mm really…any good?<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
yeah its good but really intense<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
alright im off to go get my movie<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
alright<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
gimme lix to go<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
i’ll lick you…over and out<\/h6>\n
he says:<\/h6>\n
lmao…rodger wilco<\/h6>\n
she says:<\/h6>\n
\ud83d\ude42<\/h6>\n

note: the names in this story have been changed to protect…oh forget it.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"~back<\/a>.
\n<\/span><\/span>(page updated 1\/17\/17)<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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June\u00a0 8, 2001 <<<before\u00a0\u00a0 after>>> Did anyone notice how Tom Cruise wiped off Cameron Diaz’s kiss at the MTV awards? I better not find out Tom is a Rock Hudson. Suck my kiss. In any event…I still have John Travolta… and Joe… thank you my love *little tidbit* i saw these guys play about a month ago… Dave Wyndorf sexiest lead singer i’ve seen since ummm… David Lee Roth. he burns things on stage too. BMF \u00a0KICK THIS KICK THIS Survivor Cam there can be only one winner and that’s jodee cause i’m biased i’m even considering a donation where […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-887","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-freshchicky","category-misschicky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/887","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=887"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/887\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":908,"href":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/887\/revisions\/908"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=887"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=887"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=887"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}