{"id":461,"date":"2001-01-19T18:57:49","date_gmt":"2001-01-19T18:57:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/?p=461"},"modified":"2016-11-24T20:08:31","modified_gmt":"2016-11-24T20:08:31","slug":"fresh-chickyhow-refreshingjanuary-19-2001","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/2001\/01\/19\/fresh-chickyhow-refreshingjanuary-19-2001\/","title":{"rendered":":::fresh chicky:::how refreshing:::January 19, 2001"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n
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\"devil\"friday, january 19 of 2001
\nThe Mojo Award goes to…<\/b><\/span>
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\n<\/span><\/b><\/span>Inspiration #2<\/span><\/div>\n
\"iloveyoumisschicky_245x177\"<\/a><\/span><\/span><\/span>
\nPersonality: <\/span><\/span>Pun-ani Master Jodee<\/u><\/span><\/a>…is not your average anything. Original, happy, and raunchy with just a little bit of tender heart thrown in. What’s not to like about a guy who can give a <\/span>complete masturbation lesson <\/u><\/span><\/a>in one short paragraph?
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\n<\/span> Best Quotes:<\/span> 1)There are days when i’d rather BLOG than masturbate. 2)It’s a shame that society tolerates realistic looking toy guns while the ken doll walks around with a bump for genitals.\u00a0<\/span>
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\":::Jodee:::\"<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n
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jodinand – not your average pornstar<\/u><\/span><\/a>
\n<\/span> serving shit-links since july 2000! <\/span><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/div>\n
\":::tickle<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n
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Thoughts inspired by <\/span>Jodee<\/u><\/span><\/a>: <\/span>Jodee may possibly be the first man who has entertained me<\/span>\u00a0 WITHOUT\u00a0 <\/b><\/span>begging, spending money, or panting. *note* – excuse me baby…but you HAVE done all three of those things. \ud83d\ude42 smoochees<\/span><\/p>\n

During my daily dictionary lesson I came across this word: “Irony” – a method of humorous or subtly sarcastic expression in which the intended meaning of the words is the direct opposite of their usual sense.<\/p>\n

This made me wonder:
\nIs Jodee <\/u><\/span><\/a>poking a little “irony” at us with his Chinese humor or is he just trying to be PUNny with such things as:<\/span><\/p>\n

Blogger Archive Links: Linky Me Up and Down
\nOn his cam: Peek a Foo
\nRing Links: Well Rung<\/p>\n

Best Words or Phrases used by <\/span>Jodee<\/u><\/span><\/a>:<\/span>
\n<\/span> Jane and Dick
\ncomputer fucktard
\nyou kinky fucktard
\ncuz I’m Mr. Vain
\nfacefull of fluffy breastesses!
\nYou don’t think I’m PUNny?<\/span><\/p>\n

Ten fun computer activities I wasted time on thanks to <\/span>Jodee<\/u><\/span><\/a>:<\/span>
\n<\/span> 1.<\/span>My names in Japanese are<\/u><\/span><\/a>:
\nMisusu chikuki
\nFureshichikuki
\nPaura irene
\nHomishideru bitsuchi
\nSugafu bumu bumu
\nBabi jiruru
\n2.<\/span> The Sex Tapes\u00a0<\/u><\/span><\/a> @ <\/span>Candelabra<\/u><\/span><\/a>.
\n3.<\/span>Grateful Dead<\/u><\/span><\/a>\u00a0 – Saturday, December 13, 2036…Way longer than I figured.
\n4.First there were <\/span>StorTroopers <\/u><\/span><\/a>and now <\/span>Paperdolls!<\/u><\/span><\/a> Get one for your very own. woweee…OMG!! U can shave them too!!. hahaha <\/span>Bad Molly…Bad girl<\/u><\/span><\/a>.
\n5.<\/span> Magic 8 Nipple<\/u><\/span><\/a>\u00a0 My question: Will I still have nipples in the year 2036?
\nMagic 8-Nipple: My answer is no. (going back to the <\/span>deathclock <\/u><\/span><\/a>and using the sadistic mode. damn)
\n6. <\/span>I love fortune cookies<\/u><\/span><\/a>. After only 11 tries: <\/span>my fortune<\/u><\/span><\/a>. How appropriate.
\n7. <\/span>Orgasm<\/u><\/span><\/a>. Just go do it. Now do you want to trade places?
\n8. On that note. <\/span>Something for you baby<\/u><\/span><\/a>.
\n9. Plus I think you and <\/span>Jodee <\/u><\/span><\/a>agree on this <\/span>subject<\/u><\/span><\/a>: <\/span>Jodee: \u00bb some (*ahem* most *cough cough*) americans are such asses<\/u><\/span><\/a>. Please take note none are located in Georgia. Probably because all the Georgia asses are under contract to appear
\non the Jerry Springer show.
\n10. <\/span>Make Miss Chicky X-rated<\/u><\/span><\/a>. A different version every time.<\/span>
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Jodee’s Link-A-Rama<\/u><\/span><\/a>:<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
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Blogger Links:<\/div>\n
fuh-q.com\u00a0<\/u><\/span><\/a> – and check out the <\/span>anti I-Moods<\/u><\/span><\/a>
\n<\/span>fucked-up-thoughts<\/u><\/span><\/a>
\n<\/span>2xy<\/u><\/span><\/a>
\n<\/span>bluelotus <\/u><\/span><\/a>(strictly based on these words: may the wasabi be with u..killer)<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
Just funny links:<\/div>\n
www.engrish.com<\/u><\/span><\/a>
\n<\/span>www.uglypeople.com <\/u><\/span><\/a>(i’m sorry. lol)
\n<\/span>www.soyouwanna.com <\/u><\/span><\/a>(best domain name ever!)<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
Ok I agree:
\n<\/span> Worst Net Crime ever committed<\/u><\/span><\/a>:
\nAnother original idea derived from an existing idea: <\/span>Survivor Blog<\/u><\/span><\/a>
\n<\/span> But at least they paroled <\/span>him<\/u><\/span><\/a>.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
Nobody does linkage like Jodee<\/u><\/span><\/a>. Yeah, the links are funny but its <\/span>Jodee’s <\/u><\/span><\/a>linky intros that are priceless. <\/span>One Favorite Jodee Linky Intro:\u00a0<\/u><\/span><\/a> The Pussy Snorkel<\/u><\/span><\/a>
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\n<\/u><\/span><\/span>Jodinand<\/u><\/span><\/a>(7)search results for <\/span>“Miss Chicky”<\/u><\/span><\/a>: Miss fats 2000. Check the Chick working the Check-out. Miss Universe. That funky Chik.Stripper Chick.Look at the cans on this Chick.Oh-my-fuck.Miss America 2001. Miss Canada 2000.Miss Canada 2001. I love you. Now let’s fuck. Or I might Choke.Spell-Check. Check the hottie.Check. Miss the beach. Sure Miss the beach. <\/span><\/span>Reject thoughts inspired by <\/span>Jodee<\/u><\/span><\/a>. <\/span>(workingonit)(butitsgonnabehard)
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Redundancy Factor<\/span>
\n<\/span> or stuff seen on <\/span>Jodinand <\/u><\/span><\/a>AND on other blogs<\/span><\/div>\n
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None. Unless you count Am I Hot or Not and Britney Spears
\nAnd that in itself seems rather redundant. <\/span><\/div>\n

\nFinal Thought: Some of <\/span>Jodee’s <\/u><\/span><\/a>best stuff is in the archives. Just start at the beginning and read. Then prepare to laugh your ass off. Well at least I did…it was really truly hard picking the highlights out of <\/span>Jodinand <\/u><\/span><\/a>because its all good. Whew. But alas, even though I could spend numerous blogging days on my newest obsession…I must move on or be accused of being redundant. *gasp* Next up: <\/span>mjPix<\/u><\/span><\/a>
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\n<\/span><\/u> Postscript: I like him mostly cause he picked the orange leopard glasses.
\nNobody ever picks the orange leopard glasses. \ud83d\ude42<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
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This blog created on
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\n<\/b><\/span>and can end at any moment.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
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