{"id":443,"date":"2001-01-17T19:57:42","date_gmt":"2001-01-17T19:57:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/?p=443"},"modified":"2016-11-24T20:06:24","modified_gmt":"2016-11-24T20:06:24","slug":"fresh-chickyhow-refreshingjanuary-17-2001","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/2001\/01\/17\/fresh-chickyhow-refreshingjanuary-17-2001\/","title":{"rendered":":::fresh chicky:::how refreshing:::January 17, 2001"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"devil\"wednesday, january 17 of 2001\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/b><\/span><\/div>\n
Yesterday 7:30 AM. The phone rings. <\/b><\/span>
\n
\n<\/span><\/b> She: “Hello”. (still asleep)
\nHe: “Good morning, baby girl.”
\nShe: “Hey honey…” (not awake)
\nHe:\u00a0 “Darling, did you get my messages last night?”
\nShe: “Of course I did.” (soooo tired)
\nHe: “Baby I know you have been busy with your work
\nand everything, but can I ask you something?”
\nShe: “zzzz”…ummm yes baby. what is it?” (uh-oh)
\nHe: “Did you know a <\/span><\/span>guy <\/u><\/span><\/a>with a <\/span>ROCK <\/u><\/span><\/a>eyebrow has your name written across his chest?”
\nShe: “No shite?” (trying to stifle a hell yeah)
\nHe: “Baby? Do I need to worry about this guy?
\nShe: “Of course not.” (thinking:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 )
\nHe: “You want me to write your name on my chest? I’ve already poked needles through my arm and finger for you honey. You are permanently inked on my body. I just wish you wouldn’t kid around about other guys.”
\nShe: Baby?(vision of caveman suddenly appears)
\nHe: Yes?
\nShe: Shush.(aka you woke my ass up for this?)
\n<\/span>
\n<\/span><\/div>\n
Miss Chicky provides a
\nPublic Service Announcement
\n<\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span> This is my brain on lust.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
And this is for real.<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
A tip by <\/span>Miss Chicky<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
\n

“Win Your Man and Keep Him” Good Bed Manners<\/p>\n

“Do not grind your teeth in your sleep, thrash around
\nwith your clenched fists, or toss and twist so much
\nthat you wind the sheets into a tight cocoon
\naround yourself, leaving your “pillow partner” bare.
\nTry to turn off the radio at an early moment after midnight.
\nAll these things require some self-denial,
\nbut remember what Emerson said:
\n“Good Manners are made up of petty sacrifices.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n
Tired of Blogs?<\/b><\/span>
\n<\/span>Diversity in life.
\nGet it while you can.
\n9 at a time.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n
\n\n\n\n
\n

\"\"List<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

Yummy Bum Bum
\nSony Vaio
\nSly and the Familly Stone
\nThe Happy Hooker
\nRolling Stone
\nThe Culture of My Generation
\nDLR-Sensible Shoes
\nBidet
\nJimmy Carter
\nVintage Erotica
\nJesse Ventura
\nWho would I toss my panties at?
\nTed Nugent
\nLipgloss
\nElvis Presley
\nPerfume
\nThe Real World
\nFresh or nearly fresh is tastier
\nLita Ford
\nRobert Trujillo
\nHarold and Maude
\nWild at Heart
\nVagina Monologues
\nSailor Jerry
\nAnais Nin<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

\"camera3__take_photoa\"<\/a>
\nFresh Chicky Has Beens<\/p>\n

One too many matrix toys to play with: logitech webcam, olympia 3000 digital camera, olympus camedia master v2.0, adobe photodeluxe v4.0, sony picturegear v5.0, and the little tickle it gives me to see how it turns out.
\nSee?<\/span><\/p>\n

I told you I am easily amused.<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/div>\n
This blog created on
\nNovember 21, 2000\u00a0<\/b><\/span>
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/span>and can end at any moment.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
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