{"id":412,"date":"2001-01-15T04:20:23","date_gmt":"2001-01-15T04:20:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/?p=412"},"modified":"2016-11-24T20:04:16","modified_gmt":"2016-11-24T20:04:16","slug":"fresh-chickyhow-refreshingjanuary-15-2001","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/2001\/01\/15\/fresh-chickyhow-refreshingjanuary-15-2001\/","title":{"rendered":":::fresh chicky:::how refreshing:::January 15, 2001"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n
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\"devil\"monday, january 15 of 2001
\nBlue Monday – ohhh how I hate Blue Monday.<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
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Then come Tuesday – I’m so tired. I got no time to play.
\nHere come Wednesday.
\nCause Thursday’s a hard working day.
\nAnd Friday I’ll get my pay.
\nSaturday morning – got my money and my honey.
\nSunday morning – my head is bad – but its worth it.<\/b><\/span><\/div>\n

\n<\/b><\/span><\/span>Here comes the Vent.<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
I have a project due at work and as usual
\nI’ve procrastinated to the bitter end.
\n<\/span>Now back to work. <\/b><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
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But first.Might I just mention I have spent all my<\/div>\n
procrastination breaks yesterday and today with this man:<\/div>\n
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\"iloveyoumisschicky_245x177\"<\/a><\/b><\/span>“I love Miss Chicky”
\n<\/b><\/span>Inspiration #2<\/span>
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\n<\/span> And unless I get a better offer (hi baby \ud83d\ude42 … I suspect I’ll be spending the night with him as well…cause I just can’t seem to get enough of his <\/span>good stuff<\/u><\/span><\/a>. uhhuhuhhuhuhuhuhuh…………..<\/span><\/p>\n

Wet your whistle with just a little sample straight outta (as I have affectionately come to know him ) JODEE……<\/u><\/span><\/a>
\nJodee <\/span><\/u><\/span><\/a>is one of those killer talents that should write stuff for people like Howard Stern.\u00a0 Stern NEEDS NEEDS NEEDS <\/span>Jodee<\/u><\/span><\/a>. Fuckee Howard. Give\u00a0<\/span>Jodee\u00a0<\/u><\/span><\/a> his own damn show. Seriously. Howard’s getting old.<\/span><\/p>\n

Mo? Try this. Almost every single entry is like a slice of pie. And how do I know this? I’ve read the whole site. ARCHIVES AND EVERYTHING. And felt kinda sad when it was over. Plus he’s got that 100% macho 18 year old “I’m a guy” thing going on that’s just so extremely appealing….grrrrrr…fortunately for Jodee<\/u><\/span><\/a>, I’m old enough to be his….ummm…<\/span>M I L F<\/u><\/span><\/a>…<<<check out my Madonna look alike…eh would ya? over dere..over dere…to the left a little..now down…down…ahhhh>>>oh and I’ve never seen American Pie but its funny how the thought of a virgin just makes us <\/span>M I L F S <\/u><\/span><\/a>\u00a0lick our lips. \ud83d\ude42 Behave you dirty ole chicky.<\/span><\/p>\n

Plus, only one other person has made me laugh at the dreaded C <\/u><\/span><\/a>word. But <\/span>Jodee <\/u><\/span><\/a>starts with a <\/span>C <\/u><\/span><\/a>and ends with a T and adds a Q for flavor. The other time I laughed at the <\/span>C <\/u><\/span><\/a>word was during the <\/span>Vagina Monologues <\/u><\/span><\/a>when a W O M A N\u00a0 was reclaiming her KKKKKKUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNT. I guess you had to be there. Its funny as hell. But I still think P is prettier than C or V. \ud83d\ude09<\/span><\/p>\n

Speaking of funny as hell: Jodee!<\/u><\/span><\/a>
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\n<\/span><\/u>Just one more highlight of linkage spew from Jodee and then I gotta go back to that freaking project and come back to finish up with my #2 Inspiration a little later. All I really wanna do is spend time looking at my new <\/span><\/span>“domain” <\/u><\/span><\/a>courtesy of <\/span>Jodee sucks too<\/u><\/span><\/a>! <\/span>You suck too?<\/u><\/span><\/a>\u00a0 Now this:<\/span><\/p>\n

“so yeah, just thought i might share. what the hell am i still doing up!? off to bed i go… but i just gotta do one more thing before i fall sleep… heh heh… yeah that’s right baby. *does a little stretch*… quite often my arm starts to get sore from the rapid back and forth movements, so i have to switch over and use my left hand. and i hate that thick white shit, it always seems to make such a mess everywhere! sometimes i even get it on my clothes or on the bathroom mirror. one time i was already late for work, and i can’t leave the house unless i do my thang, so i had to get it over with really quick. i guess i must have forgotten to clean up properly because when i arrived, a co-worker had pointed out that i had some of the stuff still on the corner of my mouth… it was quite embarrassing. ugh! i hate brushing my teeth…”<\/span><\/u><\/span><\/a>
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\nUntil later…oh and if you haven’t figured out how I feel about <\/span><\/span>Jodee <\/u><\/span><\/a>yet<\/span>:<\/span><\/strong>
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\n<\/span> Jodee = one funni seki m<\/u><\/b><\/span><\/a>ufufukukera<\/u><\/b><\/span><\/a><\/div>\n
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