{"id":1334,"date":"2001-03-06T21:33:27","date_gmt":"2001-03-06T21:33:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/?p=1334"},"modified":"2021-10-27T23:05:45","modified_gmt":"2021-10-27T23:05:45","slug":"miss-chickyto-my-heartbreaker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/2001\/03\/06\/miss-chickyto-my-heartbreaker\/","title":{"rendered":":::miss chicky:::to my heartbreaker:::"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How to Satisfy a Woman Everytime<\/p>\n<p>Lick, paw, ogle, caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, dig, floralize, feed, laminate, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, bark, purr, hug, baste, marinate, coddle, excite, pacify, tattoo, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, tunnel, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, ululate, trust, dip, twirl, dive, grovel, ignore, defend, milk, coax, clothe, straddle, melt, brag, acquiesce, aromate, prevail, super collide, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, reddi-whip, embrace, delouse, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, mosh, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, hold her hair while she&#8217;s puking in the toilet, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, do a nickel in Attica for, dream of, promise, exceed, deliver, tease, flirt, enlist, torch, pine, wheedle, cajole, angelicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, hezbollah, jihad, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her to Funkytown, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don&#8217;t care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin&#8217; in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back, Jack, and do it again<\/p>\n<div align=\"left\"><span class=\"Tempus-Sans-ITC-13px000000n\">.<\/span><\/div>\n<div id=\"idElement12\"><a href=\"https:\/\/web-beta.archive.org\/web\/20010306002421\/http:\/\/www.misschicky.com\/blog.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"idElement12Img\" src=\"https:\/\/web-beta.archive.org\/web\/20010306002421im_\/http:\/\/www.misschicky.com:80\/ftp_EXIT.gif\" alt=\":::back to the excitement:::\" width=\"20\" height=\"16\" name=\"idElement12Img\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div id=\"idElement13\">\n<table border=\"0\" width=\"117\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td>\n<div align=\"center\"><span class=\"Arial-9pxb\">Heartbreaker<br \/>\nHe gets it. \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\nJanuary, 2001<\/span><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How to Satisfy a Woman Everytime Lick, paw, ogle, caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, dig, floralize, feed, laminate, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, bark, purr, hug, baste, marinate, coddle, excite, pacify, tattoo, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, tunnel, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, ululate, trust, dip, twirl, dive, grovel, ignore, defend, milk, coax, clothe, straddle, melt, brag, acquiesce, aromate, prevail, super collide, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2097,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[112,26,275,4],"class_list":["post-1334","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-misschicky","tag-112","tag-bmf","tag-heartbreaker","tag-miss-chicky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1334","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1334"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1334\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1335,"href":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1334\/revisions\/1335"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2097"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}