{"id":1127,"date":"2000-05-11T19:33:29","date_gmt":"2000-05-11T19:33:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/?p=1127"},"modified":"2017-01-29T02:11:13","modified_gmt":"2017-01-29T02:11:13","slug":"miss-chicky-v-3-0","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/2000\/05\/11\/miss-chicky-v-3-0\/","title":{"rendered":":::Miss Chicky v. 3.0:::"},"content":{"rendered":"

roadtrip transformation<\/u><\/span><\/h1>\n

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Get Stone Coyotes – Get It!<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n

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Day 1
\n<\/u><\/span>Breakfast: <\/span>coffee w\/skim milk and equal, grapefruit half.
\n<\/span>Appearance: <\/span>hair pulled back in a neat ponytail, light eye makeup w\/just a hint of lipstick, clean shirt tucked neatly into freshly pressed khaki shorts, white socks and tennis.
\n<\/span>Attitude: <\/span>should i really be doing this? where will this get me in life?
\n<\/span>Worries: <\/span>i think i left the coffee maker on. if i miss Ally McBeal, all my friends will be making references to an episode i haven’t seen, compounding my fears that they are always doing really fun stuff without me.
\n<\/span>Sex Life: <\/span>so its been a year. i have more important things to do with my time.
\n<\/span>Today’s Highlights: <\/span>no tickets, no accidents.<\/span><\/h2>\n

Day 3
\n<\/u><\/span>Breakfast: <\/span>coffee w\/milk and sugar, chocolate donut
\n<\/span>Appearance<\/span>: hair down and windblown, no makeup, shirt untucked, sleeves rolled up, wrinkled shorts, shoes, fuck the socks.
\n<\/span>Attitude: <\/span>they probably haven’t even noticed i’m gone. my life can wait.
\n<\/span>Worries: <\/span>will i be able to pick up a rock station as i’m driving thru the bible belt?
\n<\/span>Sex Life: <\/span>so that’s what all the talk is about.
\n<\/span>Today’s Highlights:<\/span> watched a bull being castrated, bought a massive quantity of illegal fireworks and shot a bottle rocket at a rude trucker.<\/span><\/h2>\n

Day 5
\n<\/u><\/span>Breakfast: <\/span>tall glass of coke, no ice, french fries w\/ketchup
\n<\/span>Appearance: <\/span>ripped the sleeves off the shirt and tied one around my head just because, driving barefoot cause the shoes were traded for a Zippo. is that a tan or just dirt?
\n<\/span>Attitude: <\/span>just fuck the other life. hey this is my life.
\n<\/span>Worries: <\/span>that was just a cold sore on his lip, right?
\n<\/span>Sex Life: <\/span>is trojan a publicly held company?
\n<\/span>Today’s Highlights: <\/span>picked up a sexy hitchhiker-and i do mean picked up.<\/span><\/h2>\n

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chickymain – this is really beginner stuff <\/a>– post restored on 1\/28\/17<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"