{"id":1171,"date":"2002-06-01T04:20:40","date_gmt":"2002-06-01T04:20:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/?page_id=1171"},"modified":"2017-01-29T05:25:17","modified_gmt":"2017-01-29T05:25:17","slug":"miss-chicky100-things-june-1-2002","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/miss-chicky100-things-june-1-2002\/","title":{"rendered":"miss chicky[100 things] &#8211; June 1, 2002"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3><a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20020611052702\/http:\/\/www.misschicky.com\/100things.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1173\" src=\"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/lacyumbrella_644x600.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"373\" srcset=\"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/lacyumbrella_644x600.jpg 644w, http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/lacyumbrella_644x600-300x280.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/miss-chicky100-things-june-1-2002\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1178\" src=\"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/wp-content\/uploads\/2002\/06\/punkbanner.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"192\" height=\"163\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/chronictea.com\/misschicky\/miss-chicky100-things-june-1-2002\/\">another?<\/a><\/h3>\n<center><!-- START of RANDOM BULLSHIT --> \r\n<SCRIPT>\r\n   <!-- Hide from old browsers\r\n   function random(limit) {\r\n     today = new Date();\r\n     return(today.getSeconds() % limit);\r\n   }\r\n\r\n   function tagline() {\r\n     tagLines = new Array(39);\r\n       \r\n   tagLines[0] = \"<b>My sex is feminine.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[1] = \"<b>I was born American in a military hospital in Frankfurt, Germany.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[2] = \"<b>I'm Southern.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[3] = \"<b>Let's just say the day I look my age will be the day somebody smothers me with a pillow.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[4] = \"<b>I can only remember back to age 5.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[5] = \"<b>I have lived in Atlanta all except the first five months of my life.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[6] = \"<b>I call things as I see them and if I didn't see them ... I make them up.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[7] = \"<b>I do not have any family that live outside the State of Georgia.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[8] = \"<b>My first sexual experience occurred at age nine.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[9] = \"<b>My first car was a red Toyota Corolla - 4 speed.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[10] = \"<b>I care less and less what people think.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[11] = \"<b>You can bet I'm thinking about pink sticky lipgloss right this minute.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[12] = \"<b>When I graduated from high school my daddy bought me a almost new red Camaro.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[13] = \"<b>I have fallen in love four times in my life. Two of those times after giving birth.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[14] = \"<b>My favorite car is Corvette. I am on my third one.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[15] = \"<b>I'll die before I'm very old, I don't know why, I just have this feeling.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[16] = \"<b>My greatest fear is not death but growing old.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[17] = \"<b>I can't seem to overcome the death of my mother.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[18] = \"<b>I have perfect aim. Golf, pool, guns, knives.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[19] = \"<b>I don't want any pets.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[20] = \"<b>If you find my answers frightening you should cease askin' scary questions. <\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[21] = \"<b>I drive real fuckin' fast, so keep up.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[22] = \"<b>This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[23] = \"<b>I was infatuated with vampires, Hitler, and the Civil War as a kid.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[24] = \"<b>Strange little girl,where are you going,do you know where you could be going?<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[25] = \"<b>I am still infatuated with Henry Rollins.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[26] = \"<b>I regret not the things I have done, only those I have yet to do.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[27] = \"<b>Hell will always be inside of me. Or at least as long as I continue to give Satan blowjobs.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[28] = \"<b>Everybody knows you love me baby...<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[29] = \"<b>Everybody knows that you really do...<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[30] = \"<b>I was a real skinny tomboy until I turned 11.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[31] = \"<b>When I kissed you I was afraid to love you. Now I love you and I'm afraid to lose you.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[32] = \"<b>I have addictions.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[33] = \"<b>I have addictions.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[34] = \"<b>My first concert was Alice Cooper.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[35] = \"<b>I was standing on a chair screaming when a boy kissed me.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[36] = \"<b>My alltime favorite cartoon is Popeye.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[37] = \"<b>I have saved three people from drowning. My brother, my grandfather, myself.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[38] = \"<b>My age shall be revealed upon my death.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[39] = \"<b>I admit to liking Vampires and Marilyn Manson.<\/b>\";\r\n\r\ndocument.write(\"<FONT FACE='Georgia' SIZE='2'>\" + tagLines[random(39)] + \"<\/FONT>\");\r\n}\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n   \/\/ Unhide -->\r\n  <\/SCRIPT>\r\n<!-- END of RANDOM BULLSHIT -->\r\n\r\n<SCRIPT>\r\n   <!-- Hide\r\n     tagline();\r\n   \/\/ Unhide -->\r\n<\/SCRIPT><\/center>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>another?<\/p>\n<center><!-- START of RANDOM BULLSHIT --> \r\n<SCRIPT>\r\n   <!-- Hide from old browsers\r\n   function random(limit) {\r\n     today = new Date();\r\n     return(today.getSeconds() % limit);\r\n   }\r\n\r\n   function tagline() {\r\n     tagLines = new Array(39);\r\n       \r\n   tagLines[0] = \"<b>My sex is feminine.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[1] = \"<b>I was born American in a military hospital in Frankfurt, Germany.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[2] = \"<b>I'm Southern.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[3] = \"<b>Let's just say the day I look my age will be the day somebody smothers me with a pillow.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[4] = \"<b>I can only remember back to age 5.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[5] = \"<b>I have lived in Atlanta all except the first five months of my life.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[6] = \"<b>I call things as I see them and if I didn't see them ... I make them up.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[7] = \"<b>I do not have any family that live outside the State of Georgia.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[8] = \"<b>My first sexual experience occurred at age nine.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[9] = \"<b>My first car was a red Toyota Corolla - 4 speed.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[10] = \"<b>I care less and less what people think.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[11] = \"<b>You can bet I'm thinking about pink sticky lipgloss right this minute.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[12] = \"<b>When I graduated from high school my daddy bought me a almost new red Camaro.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[13] = \"<b>I have fallen in love four times in my life. Two of those times after giving birth.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[14] = \"<b>My favorite car is Corvette. I am on my third one.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[15] = \"<b>I'll die before I'm very old, I don't know why, I just have this feeling.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[16] = \"<b>My greatest fear is not death but growing old.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[17] = \"<b>I can't seem to overcome the death of my mother.<\/b>\";\r\n     tagLines[18] = \"<b>I have perfect aim. 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