Maximize your inner punk. Sunday, March 04, 2001 Damn what a moody chicky. That even made me sad reading it. Who really wants reality anyway? So I solved it. I went out and bought a new bed I can control anyway I like … now I’m happy. I...

Maximize your inner punk. Sunday, March 04, 2001 Damn what a moody chicky. That even made me sad reading it. Who really wants reality anyway? So I solved it. I went out and bought a new bed I can control anyway I like … now I’m happy. I...
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My infatuation is all over you. Saturday, March 03, 2001 Either you love me or you don’t. Either you want me or you don’t. There has to be some kind of reality in all this or we are just wasting our time. Now go smoke. And CD’s should...
Ask me if I ever cared? Nah. -ICP Tuesday, February 27, 2001 Tonight: Crazytown Wishing it was: Mardi Gras posted @ 9:29 PM | Comments
If you find my answers frightening you should cease askin’ scary questions. Saturday, February 24, 2001 Strawberries symbolize sexual attraction. How you reacted to the stolen strawberries lets you know how likely you are to cheat. uh-oh… The height of the fence measures your ability to resist carnal...
You can bet I’m thinking about pink sticky lipgloss right this minute. Friday, February 23, 2001 Ahhh … thank you for those answers to the strawberry stealing scenario. Here are my answers (although after reading the answers I wish I could take some of it back…): 1. I...
The Sex Pistols did for punk what Elvis Presley did for rock and roll. Thursday, February 22, 2001 Play a little game with me. Don’t analyze…just go with your first instinct. If you are brave leave your answers for me in blogvoice. I’ll give you the answers tomorrow....
Right now, I’m slowly being corrupted by punk…very slowly. Monday, February 19, 2001 Tonight: Everlast. I gotta get ready. posted @ 2:53 PM | Comments
Life is slow suicide. Nine humans in ten are suicides. –Ben Franklin Sunday, February 18, 2001 I guess there must be a little bit of redneck in me. I always liked stock car racing. I’ve been to the Daytona 500 more times than I can count. And my...
Everybody knows you love me baby… Friday, February 16, 2001 When asked what I do for a living I always reply, “I work for the family business.” And inevitably I’m always asked, “What? The Mafia?” So in the future I’ll just give out my mob names depending on...