:::fresh chicky:::how refreshing:::January 19, 2001

devilfriday, january 19 of 2001
The Mojo Award goes to…


Inspiration #2
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Personality:
Pun-ani Master Jodee…is not your average anything. Original, happy, and raunchy with just a little bit of tender heart thrown in. What’s not to like about a guy who can give a complete masturbation lesson in one short paragraph?

Best Quotes: 1)There are days when i’d rather BLOG than masturbate. 2)It’s a shame that society tolerates realistic looking toy guns while the ken doll walks around with a bump for genitals. 
:::Jodee:::
jodinand – not your average pornstar
serving shit-links since july 2000!
:::tickle tickle:::

Thoughts inspired by Jodee: Jodee may possibly be the first man who has entertained me  WITHOUT  begging, spending money, or panting. *note* – excuse me baby…but you HAVE done all three of those things. 🙂 smoochees

During my daily dictionary lesson I came across this word: “Irony” – a method of humorous or subtly sarcastic expression in which the intended meaning of the words is the direct opposite of their usual sense.

This made me wonder:
Is Jodee poking a little “irony” at us with his Chinese humor or is he just trying to be PUNny with such things as:

Blogger Archive Links: Linky Me Up and Down
On his cam: Peek a Foo
Ring Links: Well Rung

Best Words or Phrases used by Jodee:
Jane and Dick
computer fucktard
you kinky fucktard
cuz I’m Mr. Vain
facefull of fluffy breastesses!
You don’t think I’m PUNny?

Ten fun computer activities I wasted time on thanks to Jodee:
1.My names in Japanese are:
Misusu chikuki
Fureshichikuki
Paura irene
Homishideru bitsuchi
Sugafu bumu bumu
Babi jiruru
2.
The Sex Tapes  @ Candelabra.
3.
Grateful Dead  – Saturday, December 13, 2036…Way longer than I figured.
4.First there were
StorTroopers and now Paperdolls! Get one for your very own. woweee…OMG!! U can shave them too!!. hahaha Bad Molly…Bad girl.
5.
Magic 8 Nipple  My question: Will I still have nipples in the year 2036?
Magic 8-Nipple: My answer is no. (going back to the
deathclock and using the sadistic mode. damn)
6.
I love fortune cookies. After only 11 tries: my fortune. How appropriate.
7.
Orgasm. Just go do it. Now do you want to trade places?
8. On that note.
Something for you baby.
9. Plus I think you and
Jodee agree on this subject: Jodee: » some (*ahem* most *cough cough*) americans are such asses. Please take note none are located in Georgia. Probably because all the Georgia asses are under contract to appear
on the Jerry Springer show.
10.
Make Miss Chicky X-rated. A different version every time.

Blogger Links:
fuh-q.com  – and check out the anti I-Moods
fucked-up-thoughts
2xy
bluelotus (strictly based on these words: may the wasabi be with u..killer)
Just funny links:
www.engrish.com
www.uglypeople.com (i’m sorry. lol)
www.soyouwanna.com (best domain name ever!)
Ok I agree:
Worst Net Crime ever committed
:
Another original idea derived from an existing idea:
Survivor Blog
But at least they paroled him.
Nobody does linkage like Jodee. Yeah, the links are funny but its Jodee’s linky intros that are priceless. One Favorite Jodee Linky Intro:  The Pussy Snorkel

Jodinand(7)search results for “Miss Chicky”: Miss fats 2000. Check the Chick working the Check-out. Miss Universe. That funky Chik.Stripper Chick.Look at the cans on this Chick.Oh-my-fuck.Miss America 2001. Miss Canada 2000.Miss Canada 2001. I love you. Now let’s fuck. Or I might Choke.Spell-Check. Check the hottie.Check. Miss the beach. Sure Miss the beach. Reject thoughts inspired by Jodee. (workingonit)(butitsgonnabehard)

Redundancy Factor
or stuff seen on Jodinand AND on other blogs
 
None. Unless you count Am I Hot or Not and Britney Spears
And that in itself seems rather redundant.

Final Thought: Some of
Jodee’s best stuff is in the archives. Just start at the beginning and read. Then prepare to laugh your ass off. Well at least I did…it was really truly hard picking the highlights out of Jodinand because its all good. Whew. But alas, even though I could spend numerous blogging days on my newest obsession…I must move on or be accused of being redundant. *gasp* Next up: mjPix

Postscript: I like him mostly cause he picked the orange leopard glasses.
Nobody ever picks the orange leopard glasses. 🙂
This blog created on
November 21, 2000
and can end at any moment.
devil