friday, january 19 of 2001
The Mojo Award goes to… Inspiration #2 Personality: Pun-ani Master Jodee…is not your average anything. Original, happy, and raunchy with just a little bit of tender heart thrown in. What’s not to like about a guy who can give a complete masturbation lesson in one short paragraph? Best Quotes: 1)There are days when i’d rather BLOG than masturbate. 2)It’s a shame that society tolerates realistic looking toy guns while the ken doll walks around with a bump for genitals. |
Thoughts inspired by Jodee: Jodee may possibly be the first man who has entertained me WITHOUT begging, spending money, or panting. *note* – excuse me baby…but you HAVE done all three of those things. 🙂 smoochees During my daily dictionary lesson I came across this word: “Irony” – a method of humorous or subtly sarcastic expression in which the intended meaning of the words is the direct opposite of their usual sense. This made me wonder: Blogger Archive Links: Linky Me Up and Down Best Words or Phrases used by Jodee: Ten fun computer activities I wasted time on thanks to Jodee: |
Blogger Links:
fuh-q.com – and check out the anti I-Moods
fucked-up-thoughts 2xy bluelotus (strictly based on these words: may the wasabi be with u..killer) Just funny links:
Ok I agree:
Worst Net Crime ever committed: Another original idea derived from an existing idea: Survivor Blog But at least they paroled him. Nobody does linkage like Jodee. Yeah, the links are funny but its Jodee’s linky intros that are priceless. One Favorite Jodee Linky Intro: The Pussy Snorkel
Jodinand(7)search results for “Miss Chicky”: Miss fats 2000. Check the Chick working the Check-out. Miss Universe. That funky Chik.Stripper Chick.Look at the cans on this Chick.Oh-my-fuck.Miss America 2001. Miss Canada 2000.Miss Canada 2001. I love you. Now let’s fuck. Or I might Choke.Spell-Check. Check the hottie.Check. Miss the beach. Sure Miss the beach. Reject thoughts inspired by Jodee. (workingonit)(butitsgonnabehard) None. Unless you count Am I Hot or Not and Britney Spears
And that in itself seems rather redundant. Final Thought: Some of Jodee’s best stuff is in the archives. Just start at the beginning and read. Then prepare to laugh your ass off. Well at least I did…it was really truly hard picking the highlights out of Jodinand because its all good. Whew. But alas, even though I could spend numerous blogging days on my newest obsession…I must move on or be accused of being redundant. *gasp* Next up: mjPix Postscript: I like him mostly cause he picked the orange leopard glasses. Nobody ever picks the orange leopard glasses. 🙂 |