Hell will always be inside of me. Or at least as long as I continue to give Satan blowjobs.
:::fresh chicky:::
Tuesday, February 26, 2002Fine:
This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use ‘fine’ to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. Damn … are all women the same?
Nothing:
This means you should be on your toes. ‘Nothing’ is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, & backwards. ‘Nothing’ usually signifies an argument that will last ‘Five Minutes’ & end with the word ‘Fine’.
What day are you?
I’m Thursday but feel like a Friday. I must be on the cusp or something.
I have returned from my snowmobiling/fried chicken and coffee trip. Despite the fact I didn’t get to go snowmobiling or have any fried chicken while I was in Colorado, I did experience a lot of snow, beautiful scenery, loud music, cool people, and lots of toxic liquids. I look forward to punkarella’s next rock and roll fantasy.
[sticky note]
Fuhgeddaboutit!?! Put this on the list baby!
The Sopranos – episode #27(#1 of 3rd season) – March 3. Everything Soprano. The HBO website is awesome.
1. What’s the most romantic thing you’ve ever done for someone else?
I really had to debate this one cause I’ve been lucky like that…vice and versa.But if I had to pick just one it would have to be when I suffered from “boyfriend separation anxiety disorder” and made roundtrip drives from Georgia to Virginia almost every weekend during our freshman year of college…about 400 miles each way. I used to bribe, beg, and kidnap people to go with me so I wouldn’t fall asleep driving, and I flunked out of school, but it was well worth it at the time. 🙂
Would I do it now? Oh yeah.
2. [pardon the cosmo question] What are your erogenous zones?
I’ll stick with the 5 theme: 1. My brain. 2. My lips. 3. My viva la vulva baby. 4. My backside. {yeah..there} 5. My middle back down along the spine. [stickynote]
The Scarlett in me in says it’s probably not smart to tell about these “known” places since part of the -genous is in the discovery … 🙂
3. How old were you the first time you had sex? Care to expound?
First time? Depends on how you define sex {and yes I believe masturbation and oral are very sexual.. :)~ }. But I was officially “virgin” until the night of my 18th birthday.
The anticipation leading up to that moment was unreal and it was the single most romantic thing a man {or boy in his case} ever did for me … which was to love me enough to wait. And we all know how hard it can be to wait. 🙂 He was tender and sweet and my first love…(see #1). He is also fully responsible for my addiction. :)~
4. What’s the most unusual place you’ve ever had sex?
hmmm…would have something to do with a car, a public bathroom, or a shower located in a athletic dorm (one of those no girls allowed kind of places) …
5. Do you have plans for Valentine’s Day or is it just another Thursday?
Call me sexist if you want but I think Valentine’s Day is definitely a girl’s day and it’s always been a big deal to my feminine ego. Remember back in first grade when we made those Valentine shoeboxes with the slot cut out in the top? White paper, white lace, pink and red construction paper hearts, and white paste that tasted so good. I still love the smell of construction paper and paste. Remember how it felt to get a Valentine from a BOY? heh…I do. I still do.
This Valentine’s Day I’ll be flying to Colorado with my baby for a whole week of snow and oh so romantic rock and roll.
But quite frankly he treats me like his Valentine everyday. awwwww… :)~
“Wowie! You are Velvet! Mysterious and seductive, you like being in charge and in control. You’re the trendy popular goddess and you love every minute of attention that you get, baby.”
Of course I am. Of course I do. And I think fonts are all knowing gauges of who we are… – heh
I’m tired of sleeping.
{Just wanted to prove I could be up before 8 AM…see?}
{Just wanted to prove I could be up before 8 AM with functioning thoughts…see?}
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In the beginning we have bad habits that seem cute and charming
and then they just turn into…bad habits.
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—these are good for procrastination breaks—
{so i’ll be back with my answers…eventually…maybe}
1. Have you ever had braces? Any other teeth trauma?
I was born with good looking rotten teeth.
No braces…no bondo…but lots of trauma during every one of those five root canals.
Why am I reminded of Tom Hanks in “Castaway”? Ouch.
2. Ever broken any bones?
When I was 15 years old I mutilated my left ankle in a roller skating accident.
Of course it wasn’t my fault someone snuck up behind me and tripped me. :)~
But it turned out to be one of those experiences that make you smile when you think back. First I gathered all of the attention at the skating rink when the best looking skating guard picked me up and carried me off the floor. He petted me and wiped away my tears until my Dad arrived. :)~ Then my Dad took me to the hospital where they admitted me and did emergency surgery. I came out of the operating room with a cast up to my butt and some metal in my ankle. I also wound up with a rather big crush on the young orthopaedic surgeon who took care of me not only for the two weeks I was in the hospital, but for a long time afterward. It’s the only time I remember being eager to go to the doctor. He also petted me and told everyone I was very brave. :)~ sigh
But then my incision became infected. {eww} I was forced to stay home from school for two months. :)~ I had a tutor and it was the only time I ever made straight A’s. Meanwhile there was a school project due which required us to work with a partner. My partner turned out to be one of the high school football jocks who also happened to drive a brand new gold Trans Am. {hoo boy} Naturally we fell in total lust…err…love and we spent a lot of time in and out of that Trans Am teaching each other the proper way to french kiss.
All in all…it took about two years for my ankle to heal. And now every time it rains…
I am happily reminded of my horrible broken bone experience.
And how it felt to be 15 years old. :)~
3. Ever had stitches?
I’ve had the ankle, the stomach, and the bikini line cut and sewn.
4. What are the stories behind some of your [physical] scars?
Obviously the surgeries left scars. And all of them are ugly especially the ankle one where you can still see the head of one of the screws thru the ankle bone. Really!
But those kind of scars don’t really count. The ones that count are the little life scars. My favorite ones are the motorcycle engine burns on the inside of my left leg at the thigh, the knee, and the calf. Oh and I have a little stab wound scar on my stomach from a piece of metal that was sticking out from a old car that I walked into when I was a kid. That one brought out some guts with it which was really great in making my younger brother sick. :)~
5. How do you plan to spend your weekend?
I admit I’m cheating a little since its now Saturday night and I’m just finishing this up. I told you I was a procrastinator. But I already knew it would be one of those quiet staying in the loft kinda weekends because we are gearing up for Colorado in a couple weeks. So other than trying to correct some scrambled code on this here website, sleeping and cuddling, making noodle salad, and installing some software on my Mac I-Book for the trip it’s been pretty quiet. And I don’t mind it at all. 🙂
But if I suddenly got an impulse … I could … just run down the street and sneak in to visit my baby while he is keeping all those badass Cake fans in line.
And on Sunday I’ll watch the only football game I’ll watch this year just so I can see my hero, who also appears on “Saturday Night Live” tonight.
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A conversation about web design.
Jack says, “Well, everything else was laid out so nice and proper,
I just figured it was a quirk.”
MC says, “Well, I don’t want to be laid out all nice and proper.”
~last seen on 8/20/02 and original restored by mc on 7/20/17~
pussy love
