Did anyone notice how Tom Cruise wiped off
Cameron Diaz’s kiss at the MTV awards?
I better not find out Tom is a Rock Hudson.
Suck my kiss.
In any event…I still have John Travolta…
 and Joe…
thank you my love |
*little tidbit*
i saw these guys play about a month ago…
Dave Wyndorf
sexiest lead singer i’ve seen since ummm…
David Lee Roth.
he burns things on stage too.
BMF
i saw these guys play about a month ago…
Dave Wyndorf
sexiest lead singer i’ve seen since ummm…
David Lee Roth.
he burns things on stage too.
BMF
i’m even considering a donation
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where i’ll be
6.15.01 morbid angel @ cotton club
pssst…slayer on tour but so far not in Atlanta..:(
6.16.01 mother’s finest @ tabernacle
6.23.01 mary prankster @ the earl
7.1.01 buckcherry @ cotton club
7.7.01 ozzfest! @ lakewood amphitheatre
7.11.01 area one @ lakewood amphitheatre
7.22.01 monster magnet/the cult @ DAC
8.10.01 madonna in washington, d.c.
smitten by
tomb raider
angelina jolie..damn
the Rock...damn
casio wrist camera
swordfish
i’m really tired of
1. destiny’s child
2. dave matthews band
3. tv repairmen
i share with you
antiMusic
fuh-q
13th street
conspiracy theories and more
learn bada-bing
there’s no place like home
(atlanta links)
creative loafing
99X-best Atlanta radio
weekends in Atlanta
my next destination
atlanta concerts
kaya club
Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.
Days of Our Web Lives
Part 1
he says:
hey i went on icq today
she says:
and?
he says:
same ole chit
he says:
wanna go with me to krisi’s party?
she says:
i can’t
she says:
i have a pimple
he says:
on yer ass?
she says:
gross no
he says:
i dont see no pimple
she says:
its there believe u me
he says:
nor have i allday
he says:
its one of those deep sore ones?
she says:
hmmm…no its just a little baby one
he says:
where? between yer eyes?
she says:
~~~~~~~>right there > .
he says:
lol…uhhuh
she says:
wait till u see what i got today?
she says:
i’m gonna fire it up at dark
he says:
at dark?
she says:
yeah at dark
he says:
well fug no way
he says:
do it now
she says:
noooooooo
she says:
the lighting is tonite
she says:
and not before
he says:
well then i wont get to see it
she says:
please
he says:
i cant i got shit to do tonight at home
he says:
yah gonna just have to tell me
he says:
is it a glow in the dark bra?
he says:
neon panties?
she says:
i’ll leave a picture for u
he says:
glowpaint?
she says:
nooooooo
he says:
is it animal or mineral
he says:
its a lava lamp
she says:
nope
he says:
u got a lavalamp didnt ya
she says:
u just have to wait
he says:
no dammit
she says:
its so beautiful
he says:
yer gonna have to tell me now
he says:
before i start thinkin things
he says:
omg..its mo stained glass
she says:
lol.. damn
she says:
u r right
he says:
of course i am
he says:
< — knows iffin it cant be worn…its gotta be stained
he says:
wait.that didnt cum out right
he says:
lmao
she says:
oh obyba;lolll bab’al.k,
she says:
have you played with my cube?
he says:
lmao…yeah
he says:
like 40 times
he says:
i love those pics..but the fellahs are about dead
she says:
those guys are totally lost in flesh
she says:
my favorite one is the very tiny guy
he says:
lol@lost inflesh
he says:
i had to go back and look at him…i didnt see him before
she says:
he’s easy to miss…he’s kinda stuck
he says:
talk about bein swallered up
she says:
i’ll say
she says:
thats some big bootay
he says:
nah..its well proportioned
he says:
so where is yer bumbum today
she says:
its behind me
he says:
good place for it
she says:
i’m flattening it out
he says:
lmao
he says:
well let me get my paddle out and i will flatten a spot or two
she says:
shape it up?
she says:
hey no paddles
he says:
lil love paddle?
she says:
love hand only
she says:
when r u leaving?
he says:
7
he says:
so get nakid right now
he says:
and gimme a call
she says:
no its too cold
she says:
no way
he says:
yeah…u know yo wanna
he says:
ya want it bad
she says:
want what is the question
he says:
i dunno something about yer lustin uncontrolably for me for years now
she says:
i’ll be all old and decrepid waiting on u
he says:
i saw a bumper sticker on atruck with a hot lookin girl in it
he says:
with a baby
he says:
it said..just do me
she says:
somebody already did her apparently
he says:
appearently
she says:
i’m doing the phone right now
she says:
and it feels so bland
he says:
yer prolly not doin in the right place
she says:
oh yes…yes thats good
she says:
right there phone baby
he says:
lmao@phonebaby
she says:
hey this is a private moment
she says:
with me and the phone if u don’t mind
he says:
hmmmmmm no way im in all yer private momments
she says:
for your info
he says:
oh here we go
she says:
i have arisen early 2 days in a row
he says:
interesting..u say that..but never cum see me
he says:
< — shoulda told me a lie
she says:
cause i’ve been working silly
he says:
< — dont wanna hear it
he says:
i know im old hat and old gloves
she says:
oh fuck you
he says:
whohoooooo ok
she says:
:()
she says:
i’m groucho
he says:
cause yer feminizing…lol
he says:
so uhmmm paula
he says:
i missed ya
she says:
omg
she says:
u typed my name
he says:
i always type yername
she says:
now u made me want to get some tears
she says:
i’ll have to save this forever…damn
he says:
run down to the store and pick up some tears and a bottle of milk
he says:
and a can of sardines
he says:
lmao@save this…the sardines will go bad
he says:
eventually even sardines go bad
she says:
they are in a can???
she says:
do u bite the heads off?
he says:
yer not gonna open em up?
he says:
of the sardines..or pigeons?
she says:
no i’m going to keep them in the cabinet for about 7 years along with those anniversay bottled cokes
she says:
prehistoric food
he says:
lmao@anniversary bottled cokes
he says:
you have some of those too’…they’re collectors items
she says:
yeah and some damn XMAS beer
she says:
cause i liked the bottles
he says:
< — has some billy beer
she says:
i’ll trade u
he says:
no way
she says:
if u liked me so much u would
he says:
well wait trade me fer what
he says:
lmao@ill be yer best friend
she says:
i’ll give you a anniversary coke and a santa beer and as a bonus
he says:
u think that would work on me
she says:
yes i do. lol
he says:
NOT
she says:
u bring me a billy beer right now dammit
he says:
i got a better idea
he says:
you cum here and i will let you suck on a billy beer wif me
she says:
r u crazy? i wouldn’t put that shite inside my body
he says:
lmao…i didnt say yah had to open the can
she says:
i bet it won’t even spew any longer
he says:
lmao..nuttin worse than loosin yer spew
she says:
go home and shake a can up…do a test
he says:
lmao..a test spew
he says:
iffin it still spews will ya cum?
she says:
how do you turn billy beer into something sexual? did u eveer see billy?
he says:
lol yeah me and billy go way back
he says:
he’s a good lookin fellah
she says:
i don’t have patience for gay stories today
he says:
lol@gaystorie
she says:
the most pussy sounding train is going by
he says:
welll i coulda heard it iffin ya called me
he says:
but nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
he says:
ya would just put me on hold anyway
she says:
we have one minute to do phone sex
he says:
lmao..oh goodie..we can do it twice
she says:
no lets do it three times…i’m greedy
he says:
lmao..ok..but that means i wont be able to take my time..lol
she says:
thats pretty sorry of you
she says:
ok too late. time’s up
he says:
lol…yup…time for me to go home
she says:
well git on home little doggie
he says:
< — been watchin braveheart
she says:
hey i have a question
she says:
don’t u think braveheart is a whole lot better than gladiator?
she says:
i think they ripped mel off
he says:
i havent seen gladiator
she says:
well just don’t waste your time
he says:
i thinkim gonna go rent a movie now tho…which one should i get?
she says:
hey get…ummmm… 8 millimeter
he says:
8 mm really…any good?
she says:
yeah its good but really intense
he says:
alright im off to go get my movie
she says:
alright
he says:
gimme lix to go
she says:
i’ll lick you…over and out
he says:
lmao…rodger wilco
she says:
🙂
note: the names in this story have been changed to protect…oh forget it.
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(page updated 1/17/17)