monday, january 15 of 2001
Blue Monday – ohhh how I hate Blue Monday.

“I love Miss Chicky”
Inspiration #2

And unless I get a better offer (hi baby 🙂 … I suspect I’ll be spending the night with him as well…cause I just can’t seem to get enough of his good stuff. uhhuhuhhuhuhuhuhuh…………..

Wet your whistle with just a little sample straight outta (as I have affectionately come to know him ) JODEE……
Jodee is one of those killer talents that should write stuff for people like Howard Stern.  Stern NEEDS NEEDS NEEDS Jodee. Fuckee Howard. Give Jodee  his own damn show. Seriously. Howard’s getting old.

Mo? Try this. Almost every single entry is like a slice of pie. And how do I know this? I’ve read the whole site. ARCHIVES AND EVERYTHING. And felt kinda sad when it was over. Plus he’s got that 100% macho 18 year old “I’m a guy” thing going on that’s just so extremely appealing….grrrrrr…fortunately for Jodee, I’m old enough to be his….ummm…M I L F…<<<check out my Madonna look alike…eh would ya? over dere..over dere…to the left a little..now down…down…ahhhh>>>oh and I’ve never seen American Pie but its funny how the thought of a virgin just makes us M I L F S  lick our lips. 🙂 Behave you dirty ole chicky.

Plus, only one other person has made me laugh at the dreaded C word. But Jodee starts with a C and ends with a T and adds a Q for flavor. The other time I laughed at the C word was during the Vagina Monologues when a W O M A N  was reclaiming her KKKKKKUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNT. I guess you had to be there. Its funny as hell. But I still think P is prettier than C or V. 😉

Speaking of funny as hell: Jodee!

Just one more highlight of linkage spew from Jodee and then I gotta go back to that freaking project and come back to finish up with my #2 Inspiration a little later. All I really wanna do is spend time looking at my new “domain” courtesy of Jodee sucks too! You suck too?  Now this:

“so yeah, just thought i might share. what the hell am i still doing up!? off to bed i go… but i just gotta do one more thing before i fall sleep… heh heh… yeah that’s right baby. *does a little stretch*… quite often my arm starts to get sore from the rapid back and forth movements, so i have to switch over and use my left hand. and i hate that thick white shit, it always seems to make such a mess everywhere! sometimes i even get it on my clothes or on the bathroom mirror. one time i was already late for work, and i can’t leave the house unless i do my thang, so i had to get it over with really quick. i guess i must have forgotten to clean up properly because when i arrived, a co-worker had pointed out that i had some of the stuff still on the corner of my mouth… it was quite embarrassing. ugh! i hate brushing my teeth…”

Until later…oh and if you haven’t figured out how I feel about Jodee yet: