Off to New Orleans…Happy 2001. I Love You madly! 😉
posted by miss chicky at 12/27/2000 10:07:36 AM

My favorite Xmas gift…from my daughter…because she thinks it looks like me. Am I lucky or what? (note – it was a ink sketch of Madonna)
posted by miss chicky at 12/26/2000 06:35:29 PM

No PMS on Christmas Day. Thank you Santa. 😉 Well…maybe a little?
posted by miss chicky at 12/25/2000 02:27:31 PM

Flesh eating monkey for Xmas.
He met her in the fall. He took her to a movie. And when they did it all. He took her to a movie. And when her heart did stop. He took her to a movie. I think she likes to be alone. He took her to a movie. They got off the phone. He took her to a movie. There’s nothing on TV. He took her to a movie. She’s the one for him. But he’s got to find something else to do with her. ~the beautiful south

Ok. What do I like? I like concerts. So as I’m thinking about who and what and where for next year..here’s who I saw and heard in 2000 going from best to worst.

#1 Nashville Pussy. Best show hands down. Saw them twice. One time at the Tabernacle as the lead in to Motorhead(who I didn’t stay to see cause the person I was with couldn’t take anymore)and the other time in a little club in Athens, Ga.(Dawgtown,USA).

#2 Marilyn Manson with Godhead and The Union Underground.

#3 AC/DC with Slash’s Snakepit.

#4 Methods of Mayhem with Crazytown.

#5 Ozzfest (best: Ozzy(of course), Godsmack, POD) (blah: Pantera, Incubus, Methods of Mayhem)

#6 No Doubt with Lit

#7 The Tragically Hip

#8 Neko Case

#9 Tina Turner

#10 Summer Sanitorium: Metallica, Korn, Kid Rock. I didn’t get to see the other two bands cause I was late. ;(

#11 Santana with Macy Gray

#12 Macy Gray

#13 Fiona Apple – This was really the only “bad” concert. Fiona needs to stick with studio work. Not much of a stage personality….to be con’t…its xmas eve…no xmas now…I have other stuff to do.
posted by miss chicky at 12/24/2000 03:28:13 PM

No need to analyze this one.
I’m just thinking it could have been a lot worse.
Just a few more days left in the year 2000. I’ve been thinking about all that has transpired over the year. I’d say it has been a damn good adventure for me. And it only makes me look forward to Odyssey 2001.Maybe I’ll just ramble on(lol…I know what u r thinking)for these last few days of 2000 about what I’ve learned…done…not done. At least until I head to New Orleans next week to finish this year with a bang-bang. Then its time to set whats gone by to the gone by part of my brain. I like to look forward to what’s going to happen. I’m like everybody else. I go thru all the emotional highs and lows. Except I happen to love every single detail…good and bad…and wouldn’t trade even one part of it. I think it’s what keeps life worthy and edgy and not stale. I don’t want to miss out on anything. Ok maybe running into that tree…but other than that…The clock is ticking. Anticipation 😉 gone shopping…
posted by miss chicky at 12/23/2000 11:15:03 AM

I guess its just curiousity to want to know if we are who we really think we are…
I took the test twice just to make sure I am really DEAF.

Apparently I am.PERFORMER
(Dominant Extrovert Abstract Feeler)

miss chicky:

Like just 6% of the population you are a PERFORMER (DEAF)–personable, self-assured, and excellent under pressure. You are extroverted and strong-willed, which, in combination means you are good with people and aren’t willing to let opportunity pass you by. Congratulations. I’m sure all the peons you’ve stepped on never saw it coming and didn’t feel a thing.You like being naked. Anyhow,

you have formidable creative talents, and you often following what your heart tells you instead of your logical mind. Your exuberance can earn you many friends and admirers, despite your ambition, or it can intimidate the less confident into keeping their distance. It’s also possible you’re Madonna.

Through rigorous testing, we’ve discovered that your compatibility with someone is exactly how likely you are to *kiss them when drunk*.

hmmm…its scary how true all this seems.

Of course I believe in voodoo too.

Interesting facts about the PERSONALITY TEST:

3,904,101 people have taken The Spark’s Personality Test.
41% of them are male, 59% of them are female.
The most common personality type is the Dreamer (SIAF).
The rarest is the Businessman (DECT). Only 3% of all test takers fall into that category.
Women prefer Einstein. ( I prefer Shakespeare)

p.s. I’m dreaming of a pretty blue dress for Xmas.

The results are in!

You are 54% slutty which technically makes you a slut.
The worldwide average is only 46%.

Based on the 2035744 test takers so far:
You’re sluttier than 72% of the world.
You’re cleaner than 26% of the world.
——————————————————————————–
FACT
16,104 women agreed with you, and chose “Bill Clinton” as the best sex option of all time.
——————————————————————————–
FACT
So far, the most popular place to lick lubricated men is below the right nipple.
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THE NUMBER ONE THING THE AVERAGE WOMAN DISLIKES ABOUT HER OWN LOOKS
–her face– (no no no… tummy)
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Finally, here is a listing of the sexiest men of all time, as chosen by you, our test takers.

The 25 Sexiest Men of All Time

Brad Pitt 99317 (6%) yeah
Tom Cruise 41754 (3%) yeah
Justin Timberlake 31180 (2%) who?
Ben Affleck 28588 (2%) nope
Eminem 24449 (2%) hahahahaha
Mel Gibson 23531 (1%) yeah
Ryan Phillipe 21675 (1%) who?
Matt Damon 18698 (1%) nah
Freddie Prinze Jr. 17041 (1%) nah
Bill Clinton 16104 (1%) oh yeah baby
Sean Connery 16095 (1%) yeahhhh
George Clooney 15394 (1%) nope
Joshua Jackson 13857 (1%) who???
Harrison Ford 13561 (1%) ummm…maybe
Ryan Phillippe 13086 (1%) who???
Paul Walker 12229 (1%) ??? who r these guys?
Heath Ledger 11896 (1%) ???
Ryan Younce 11304 (1%) ???
Keanu Reeves 10249 (1%) yeahhh
Ricky Martin 10225 (1%) I have to admit it. yes
Bruce Willis 9338 (1%) nah
Nick Carter 9046 (1%) who???
Fred Durst 8631 (1%) oh please….
James Dean 8485 (1%) hmmm…probably
Leonardo Dicaprio 7966 (1%) nah

***add Robert Trujillo ~~~~~~~~~>>>> oh yeah….

Who thinks this test was dreamed up by a guy?
I can be a “slut” but you dare not call me one!
Now I wonder what I would get on the angel test? 😉

Heyyyyy….it snowed some more today in Atlanta…..
Enough for a snowman too.I know. I know. Snow isn’t a big deal to all u Yankees and Canadians and Midwesterners. But here in the South its like a little gift of purity. Thank you Santa. 😉 Plus nobody can drive in it.
posted by miss chicky at 12/19/2000 09:19:06 PM

Good Morning Baby…
I realize its not REALLY morning here yet…but by the time u read this it will be and I will be sleeping away. zzzzzzz…..in fact very very soon. But I couldn’t go to sleep without giving you…Congratulations and lots of kisses for ur big day today…my love. OH oh oh oh …I almost forgot. It snowed in Atlanta yesterday. Just a little though. Not enough for a snowman. Did I make u smile? Remember this clue: read backwards. Look what I did? I’m so proud. A & B

Of course I’m making u some. R U Crazy? 😉

Now…nite nite and one last thing. I want to eat snow off of your ….
posted by miss chicky at 12/18/2000 12:57:05 AM

…”Scrooge” your ownself…I am full up with the Christmas Spirit…
How can you say I hate Christmas? I am Mr. Christmas…then who almost fell off the ladder hanging the lights up outside? …I would too have hung them even if you hadn’t asked me …well, maybe you’re right, but I probably wouldn’t even have Christmas lights if you weren’t here…no, I would not prefer living alone…that’s not what I meant…I just don’t know what torturing the dog has to do with the Christmas Spirit…” ~part 3~

One week from today is Christmas Eve. I’ve only bought three presents. Thankfully I’m going to New Orleans to spend a week going into the year 2001 so my mind is on that more than the mall. I hate the mall. I hope everyone won’t mind getting those last minute gift certificates from the bookstore.You know who I’m starting to like? Todd Oldham. He’s kinda quirky in a quiet way. Anybody that would ask the question in a interview, “who would you invite to a gangbang?”, has me curious. By the way…who would you invite? 😉

News…..Bush Supporters Organize Drive To Get Baldwin Out Of U.S.A.
After reports they planned to leave the country if George W. Bush became President, Americans are calling upon Alec Baldwin and director Robert Altman to ship out. Baldwin’s wife Kim Basinger was quoted as saying her husband, a staunch Gore supporter, would leave the country if Bush became president, and Altman has expressed a similar desire. Now a letter that’s been circulating on the Internet is entreating readers to donate money to help Baldwin and Altman achieve their goal. The tongue-in-cheek missive reads, “We need volunteers to help pack and to load moving vans. We also need airfare for these irreplaceable national treasures so they can relocate before they change their minds. For the cost of a small SUV, you can sponsor one of these celebrities and their unfortunate relocation. Operators are standing by.” ~~~thanks to IMDb

See? I wasn’t the only one that said that……do u have my room ready?

“…do not start crying…awww, please don’t cry…
honey, every time your folks come over and see you’ve been crying they think I’ve done something…I did not do something…all I goddamn said was don’t put the goddamn reindeer horns on the goddamn dog if he doesn’t want to goddamn wear them!…don’t go in there…don’t go in there…please open the door…what? I can’t even hear you, open the door…damnit, open this door!…look, this is a silly thing to be arguing about…I did not call you silly…no, it’s not the same thing…it is not…it is not…it is not…is not…is not…is not…baby, if you don’t get dressed we’re going to miss…” ~part 4~

HEY! I didn’t see any violence when I went to see Marilyn…even the guy carrying the huge cross was pretty peaceful…

Marilyn Moby
By wookubus
Marilyn Manson has spoken out against Moby’s recent statements on Manson’s show which took place in New York on November 25th, during which the bands drummer, Ginger Fish fractured his collarbone. Moby who was in the audience during the show had commented on the matter saying:
“It was disgusting. I’m waiting to see if the police want witnesses. That kind of violence is totally unnecessary onstage.” Manson has now volleyed back referring to Moby as a “TV-commercial soundtracker” and stating:

“On my stage, that kind of violence is completely necessary, it’s just unfortunate that Moby wasn’t injured. My drummer has offered to beat him with his good arm.”Maybe Moby just doesn’t get it. ~lol~..maybe I don’t either.

oh yeah..this too
Kid Rock and Ozzy Osbourne will be appearing in the upcoming movie “The Bubble Boy”, no details on their roles have been released as of yet. The movie is a comedy and follows a young man who was born without an immune system and has lived in his entire life in his bedroom until he eventually leaves his house in a portable plastic bubble to find love. ~thanks to Wookubus again…

ummm…as I recall…the last time I saw this movie…John Travolta was the “Bubble Boy”…I’m laughing so hard right now trying to imagine Ozzy playing that part. I can only hope and pray he is the bubble boy…I’d pay big to see that…I love Ozzy. seriously. 😉
posted by miss chicky at 12/17/2000 03:34:27 PM

“…yes, I do think he is starting to like the reindeer horns…
yes, I think you’re right, he just needed some time to get used to them…no, I’m not just saying that…
I love you, too, darlin’, Merry Christmas…” (awww…) By the way there will be a quiz on all this content later. 😉

This just in:
Download Some Rage
By wookubus
Rage Against The Machine have posted instrumental versions of the tracks from their latest release “Renegades” in mp3 format on their official website in light of the Napster fiasco which took place late last week, in which Napster user’s were banned from the service as a result of having mp3’s of the release on their hard drive available for download. Along with the instrumental versions comes live audio and video performances of a handful of different songs available for download as well, you can check them all out here.So they think thats all it takes huh? ummm…nooo way. I want a personal apology. Nothing less. 😉 But I will take the music too.
posted by miss chicky at 12/17/2000 04:02:00 PM

“…..baby, please don’t make that dog wear the reindeer horns…
because he doesn’t like having them on his head…every time you put them on him he rolls around like a snake trying to shed his skin…yes, he would look awful cute if he didn’t have that expression on his face…’cause he’s embarrassed…then go ahead and take the picture and pull them off…I really don’t think it matters how much you paid for them…” ~part 1~There hasn’t been much time for computerland this past week…not even Napster! I’m really behind in the Costello project. Think I will give up on it first? NOOO…I’m determined this time. 😉 I don’t want to hear I told u so…I told u so.But today its cold and wet outside. And I’m so happy to have nothing else to do but hibernate between this computer and old movies on TV. Put blue lights on the xmas tree. Think about warm tropical breezes in February. Think about my baby. Think about why I really don’t want to know what will happen tomorrow. Just surprise me. Everyday my heart.hmmm…a song I’ve been trying to get for a week just came up on Napster. Eric Dolphy’s …”G.W” (whatever that is)…I’m starting to get a huge crush on Costello. Intelligent, diverse, and has a real romantic vein inside of him. DAMMMMMN…the other one I’ve been waiting for just came up too…I feel this is my lucky day now.
posted by miss chicky at 12/16/2000 11:48:01 AM

“…now the stupid cat across the street has seen him, he’s never going
to live that down, are you, boy?……
what? Your mother won’t be here for another half-hour, and then the dog and I both will be squirming and it won’t matter to me, ha ha…I was just kidding…I was too…making a joke is not making fun of somebody…no it’s not the same thing…I do too like your mother…” ~part 2~4 U … 😉 “Its A Wonderful Life” is on…I love the part where she plans the pretend honeymoon….god thats just so sweet and corny.
posted by miss chicky at 12/16/2000 09:09:38 PM

Quote of the Day
“What does a girl want?”
Consistency, trust, and a good kisser…” –Gavin Rossdale

Who is Gavin? And how does he know what a girl wants? Ok he’s right. 😉
Add two more things: a little badness and the ability to nourish me.

I learned something today. I learned what a Brazilian bikini wax is all about. And just guess what a Sphinx wax entails. OUCH!

I’ve just about had it with Napster. Now I get notice I must remove a June Carter Cash song from my “library” or be banned. I see how things are going now. Especially after receiving this survey from Napster. Despite all my opinions…I do respect the Supreme Court. Now go get some charisma Al. 😉 Nite. nite. Did u get that beep? 😉 p.s. ohhh..I almost forgot. Check out the beginning of my Costello project. This is going to take a long time. ~lol~
posted by miss chicky at 12/12/2000 11:27:56 PM

Eminem robs Popeye
Uh-oh. I’m in a quandry right now. I’m indecisive. I’m at a crossroads. I’m Libra. I can’t help it. The next song on the Costello project is Eminem’s,”The Way I Am”. After that little fiasco with Napster yesterday I’m a tiny bit concerned about trying to download that one. After all the little blonde prick …uh i mean… guy is Dr. Dre’s spawn. And anyone who is a Napoholic knows to avoid any music by either Metallica or Dr. Dre. (meanies). Thats why I am so surprised that a Rage song was used to kill me off. And here I was thinking they were so cool and liberal! Maybe thats why Zack left them. Maybe the other band members got all money hungry. Maybe it was Zack. l don’t know. ~lol~ I’m trying not to worry about it.Back to Eminem. I wish Elvis C. had picked ANY of the current white rappers besides this guy. I don’t like his politics. Why not go with the easier choice? Vanilla Ice.~lol~ He’s the original anyway. Poor guy. Nobody was making fun of him when he first appeared or were they? Maybe that will happen to Eminem in a couple of years when the current 13 year olds get to 15. Or how about Everlast? Get that song. Everlast vs. Eminem. Eminem vs. Everlast. Is this getting redundant? Everlast actually put “out” his answer song on Napster. And then Eminem’s response was “accidently” put out on Napster. ~lol~..ooook Maybe thats the song I should get instead…it being so accidental and all…plus I like a good fight with singing? Kinda like Freddy Durst turning down the Creed guy’s invitation to box him and settle up their dispute. Freddy says, well NO I can’t do that, I don’t condone violence. What happened to, “I’m gonna break your fucking face tonite”…breakstuff? Makes me want to put Freddy on the lame list with Eminem.Sidetracked! Ok…I’m doing it. I do sorta like the song anyway. The way I am … the way I am…it does have something to say. Elvis likes it. And why should Eminem get mad at me?(cause he hates everything anyway?) There is no doubt in my mind he stole the idea from Popeye. “I yam who I yam…and thats all what I yam…I’m Popeye the Sailor Man”.. toot toot. Indeed I do love Popeye.

posted by miss chicky at 12/9/2000 12:26:02 PM

It feels good not to be alone…
Awwww…I knew it couldn’t be Zack and the boys that did it. I figured it was the money grubbers. And I still love my Napster. Its all good again. Except..ummm…those two hackey links on the Rage apology are no good. Try this one. p.s. hey baby…i’ll get back to u on the Gore comment. 😉
posted by miss chicky at 12/9/2000 01:36:10 PM

I feel so normal now…
While looking for chinese takeout menus to steal…I came across these “hobbies” . The fingernail guy…ewwww.
posted by miss chicky at 12/9/2000 06:53:25 PM

Rage Against Napster?
This morning I got a nasty little notice from Napster banning me for a copyright violation.Something about having a Rage Against the Machine song I wasn’t supposed to have? One itty bitty Rage song and I get kicked out. ~lol~. No wonder they aren’t together anymore. Just means I won’t have to buy any more of their CD’s. And aren’t they the guys who shut down the New York Stock Exchange during the filming of a video? A protest of rights being violated or something like that? Somehow this picture isn’t focusing. Does Napster really think people will send this form back to them? Or is this the way they are getting rid of all the people so they can come back as a big corporate monster? Probably. Anyway. I was mad. Thankfully we have hackers out there to help us with these problems. 😉 Welcome me back, Napster.P.S. I still like their music. Oh yeah. Gore. Gore. Gore. He lives!
posted by miss chicky at 12/8/2000 11:24:39 PM

Sitting here listening and daydreaming…
~~~hey baby…u don’t know what its like…to love somebody…the way I love you…~~~bet u don’t know who sings that do u?
😉 still working on the Costello project.
posted by miss chicky at 12/6/2000 03:15:39 PM

He thinks I smell sweet…
I saw this ad for Bailey’s today and it said, “So you met a guy from Venus?”
“And you only thought you had nothing to celebrate.”

I’m working on my Elvis list. Although Leonard Cohen sidetracked me. I only know one other voice sexier than his.Yeah its you.

When will people get tired of “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” ? blah.
posted by miss chicky at 12/3/2000 10:11:28 PM

Hey, I know that guy…
When I was around 15 my slightly younger brother had a so-called garage band~~~so-called because I never took my brother seriously back then~~~.One of the guys who played guitar in the “band” was a kid who lived up the street. I guess he was what we called a punk type…long hair, leather jacket ALL THE TIME,and of course, smoked ciggies and well….u get the drift. He wasn’t a real obnoxious guy. That was my brother’s job. 😉 But he did know how to actually play the guitar. I never really admitted it to him, but he was damn good even at that age. Turns out he was better than I thought. Well we all grew up and I knew that the guy had pursued a musical career. A few years back I read something about him in the local papers. It made me smile. Today I saw something else about him. It made me smile too. Wish I still knew him now. His name is Brendan O’Brian. He produced one of my favorite albums, “The Battle of Los Angeles” – Rage Against the Machine.

Damn.

Webstains by wookubus
(10:00 PM MST 11/27/2000)
Staind are still currently in Springfield, MA, continuing work with producer Josh Abraham on their new album, which is as of yet untitled. Band frontman Aaron Lewis will be heading to New York next week to put some finishing touches on the vocals and the group plan to mix the album in Atlanta in early December with Brendan O’Brien (Korn, Stone Temple Pilots). A tentative April 03rd release date through Flip/Elektra has been set for the album. Meanwhile the band has updated their official website, www.staind.com with a handful of new videos and pictures documenting the recording process of the new album.
posted by miss chicky at 12/1/2000 04:26:30 PM