Miss Piggy and Beaker as Danielle Murphree and Dan Gheesling on Big Brother 14. Special appearances by Kermit as Ian and Mac Davis as Frank Eudy.

fallaney:

I’m just a holy fool, oh baby, he’s so cruel, but I’m still in love with Judas, baby. – Judas – Lady Gaga

My grandmother said people from Alabama were dumb but Danielle Murphree from Big Brother 14 takes the prize.

bigbrother14:

Danielle: “this is important to me”
Dan: “what?”
Danielle: “our relationship!”
Dan: *laughs*

Dan: laughs a lot
Danielle: “What’s funny?”
Dan: “Everything”
Danielle: “You think its funny playing with my emotions for my advantage?”
Dan: “Your advantage?”

Dan: laughs
Danielle: “You know I would never cross you”
Dan: “Good to know” smiles
Danielle: “It hurt me that you said I shouldn’t play this game again, I’m only like this because of you. Funny thing is, I wouldn’t come back unless you were with me”

Danielle: “I only care about what comes through in your eyes”
Dan: “Why?”
Danielle: “Because”
Dan: “You shouldn’t, you will leave this house and others will look at you through THEIR eyes.”
Danielle: “I care for you like I care for my family. I care about you as much as Colt.”
Dan: silence
Danielle: “I don’t know if you would consider me family”
Dan: “Stop fishing”
Danielle: “You never say sweet things to me”
Dan: “I said I liked your hair this morning”

Danielle: “At least give me a heads-up if you plan to say mean things about me in final two”
Dan: “Why would I do that?”

Dan: “I’m twisted, I love being in this house and getting to do things you can never do in real life”
Danielle: “Well, I hope I didn’t make it harder for you here”
Dan: “You did”
Dan: “I wonder what Chelsea’s doing”
Danielle: “Not having ridiculous conversations like this”
Dan: rolls eyes That’s for damn sure.
Dan: “If you can’t tell by now, I’m the villan of this season”
Danielle: “You’re not a villain Dan, you’re not a villain, you’re not a villain”
Dan: “I’m going to the bathroom” – leaves and doesn’t come back

maudelynn:

“I’m the one that has to die when it’s time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.” – Jimi Hendrix (Nov. 27, 1942 – Sept. 18, 1970)

Jimi Hendrix, by Gerard Mankowitz